fyeahharrypotter

Pottering since the day I picked up the books.

[readedma]

Crimes of Grindelwald just gave me fucking whiplash

[girls-ghouls-and-gays]

Out of context Crimes of Grindlewald spoilers

[professorlupins]

“Hey, Mr. English guy!  I think your egg is hatching!”

[peaceofseoul]

The Golden Trio!

[all-about-rupes-deactivated2017]

This is perfect in every way possible!

[simplydrarry]

This is amazing art oh my goodness 😍

[beautyandthepriest-deactivated2]

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[tendertobehold]

[welovekanyewest]

Is Kanye Lord Voldemort?

[peerieweirdo]

every time my dad is being annoying i just remind him that he works for one of the publishers that rejected harry potter

[slyherin]

Whenever he was in company he wanted to get away, and whenever he was alone he wanted company.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (via slyherin)

[nearlyheadlessfinnick]

I just imagined Sirius being called out to sorting and the hat getting ready to shout SLYTHERIN! almost before even touching one of Sirius’ hair - just like it has done for every Black and Malfoy for centuries- and then suddenly all he hears is this eleven year old thinking “Don’t you fucking dare”

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[futchcassidy]

it’s too bad that the fact that harry is quite literally the jesus christ of the wizarding world really damages his ability to follow his promising career as a professional seeker. viktor krum, best seeker in the world, genuinely compliments harry on how well he flies and harry starts to have an intelligent conversation with him about their techniques… ludo bagman ANOTHER professional athlete IMMEDIATELY comments upon harry’s incredible flying ability like… auror who???? like, relax. take a few years off and just go be the best seeker alive, why not? you are literally going to become minister of magic anyway at some point and you are literally swimming in ancestral peverell gold… go. go be a seeker. have a gay experience. travel the world in a kind-spirited and incredibly laid back environment. you’ll still have a lot of adventures but you might just be stoned for half of them. you’ve seen death harry. it’s time

[shlabam]

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

[keepcalmanduseyourpatronus]

This is the best way to explain this.

[peributt-deactivated20150410]

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

[syllllph-deactivated20150403]

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

[humpinghippogriffs-blog]

unless it’s “vegetables”

[alphadad-deactivated20140206]

[smeagoled]

[excelsiant]

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

I love how 10 years later and they’re still the exact same as their characters

Emma’s freaking out

Dan’s just like ‘put it back, pretend it didn’t happen’

And Rupert thinks it’s hilarious

[joons]

albus severus potter, you were named after two men who taught me how difficult it is to distinguish between good and evil, because every human being has the capacity for both inside themselves. i spent my life idolizing one and vilifying the other, but it wasn’t until i was older that i realized the enormity of the choices they were forced to make and the guilt and regret they carried with them their whole lives. they were both like me, ambitious and stubborn and lost, but they devoted their whole lives to protecting me, and i’ll forever be grateful for that. without them, you would never have been born, and if there’s one thing i want you to remember, it’s that you are always capable of selflessness and bravery, even when it seems impossible, because they were. they were not perfect people, but they were stronger than i ever knew, and they taught me that the choices you make, however small, however misguided, matter. they matter after you’re gone. they matter to the world you want to change, and making the right choice after you’ve made the wrong one, hard as it is, is how we grow. so remember that. be brave, albus severus. you don’t have to be a gryffindor to know what that means.

[fanonical]

tbh people mock harry for going back to rescue fleurs sister in the second triwizard task but harry knows dumbledore better than anyone else. he probably looked at the situation and thought “would dumbledore let an eight year old drown just because fleur couldnt do this bit? yes. yes he would.”

[icanhelpyouthere]

Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats. 

[icanhelpyouthere]

This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

How has nobody thought about this before tbh

[green-tea-and-baby-carrots]

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her. 

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.  McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix. 

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

[soryualeksi]

The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

[wrench-wench]