[ruinedchildhood]

[notchicken]

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

[boomerbuzzard-deactivated201902]

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

[quotemadness]

If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed.

Sylvia Plath (via quotemadness)

[thetinywordnerd]

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[cunyfirst]

scandalous

[the-gingerdancer]

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

[milas-universe]

We’ve been lied to, hoodwinked and bamboozled 😂😂😂

[theeeprotagonist]

😂😂😂😂😂 I’m offended

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

We’ve been speckledorfed

[astrowolvez]

When you reread fanfiction and get stories mixed up and you have to remember what’s going on

[always-superwholocked-447]

my brain:you should do something productive

me:✔️ Seen 12:00pm

[yonaks]

#PrayForMadinah After this, I can’t comprehend the mindset that still indicates ISIS has anything to do with islam.

This week was a bloodbath for muslims. How can we celebrate Eid now.

[samsmoosettesauce]

How to write a good pop punk song

1. Get a good bass and guitar riff going. 2. Catchy lyrics. 3. As many fucking na’s as you can fit in (at the end especially) Optional: Mention something about leaving this town or suburbia.

[weloveshortvideos]

Massive respect for her

[mcgarrygirl78]

Damn I need to see more of this.  She got right with whitey, “not in front of my kids”.

[silentlystunt]

He had the wrong mf one that day

[adebisi-fett-deactivated2017073]

white men every time. stay off-base and out of time

[cleothegoldfish]

I love how she also wouldn’t let him interrupt her.

[iverna]

I think maybe we should’ve made it clearer that all those dystopian YA novels are works of fiction meant for entertainment, not instruction manuals.

[devil-in-red-deactivated2019010]

Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.

[matchless]

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

[saintlukas]

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

[fonzworthcutlass]

ur fucking boy 💯

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

we all have that one friend 

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

This hits

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

[sinbadism]

W H A T ……..

[butchscientist]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

This world is a strange place.

[thedailyshow]

[important-shit-masterlist]

*mic drop*