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@alwaysabxtch
Surprise Starter for @daedaluscried because Jason is here
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“Astin.” He looked up from a stack of strewn aside family documents. Books upon books of bounced checks and lies. How it made him s e e t h e. It was all of their faults.
And here they left him.
But Astin couldn’t see that, oh no. He wouldn’t let that happen.
“Come over here.”
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Originally posted by toothology
“I’ve never met a man who can afford the latter yet not the former.” In truth, such a man could not exist. Champagne was cheap in comparison to Angelique’s nightly rate– so a man who could not buy a drink could hardly buy her either. Of course, there was the small matter of him never having said that he couldn’t afford it. Clever. The sudden possibilities he brought intrigued the young whore, enough so that she graced him with a smile and the gift of her bare hand for a kiss.
“Angelique,” she supplied, making her eyes expertly glint with interest. It was a mite too soon to be leading him to her quarters given the secret behind her illusion, but it was far too late to let him go. She’d just have to interest him more than her cock could scare him off later. “Are you a gambling man, Mr. …?”
“Angelique? Now ain’t that a French name? What’s a French whore doin’ in London?”
He was indeed one for crass language and once she asked the next question, he tugged his jacket down as if to puff out his chest, then fumbled to kiss her hand.
“Compson. Jason Compson. Last surviving member of a decrepit family name. Made our way back in the states. The whores there bored me though. You women folk never know how to please a man for more than an allotted time. If I didn’t know better, I’d say you whores are honest tradesmen, making profit off that talent.”
His full lip curled up into a sneer, creating an equine appearance out of an ability to tuck up only one corner.
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Free of engagements for the evening, Angelique was dressed in the sultry uniform of the homebound girls– a corset and stockings, little white slippers and a matching dressing gown. How the gentlemen loved them for entertaining them in it! What a thrill to see a gaggle of young beautiful women in a state of dress that no decent woman would allow to be glimpsed. Of course, she alone had cause to be a little more careful than most when frolicking about, teasing glimpses of flesh, but she managed gracefully.
Not actually hopeful for too interesting of an evening, she could be found perched on one of the settee’s that bordered the brothel’s gambling parlor, watching the card and dice games.
Jason frequented brothel after brothel. The moment he ran into an acquaintance, however, he quickly made his way to the next. It was a way, he said, for him to express his masculinity, to prove to women where their place was.
Usually, unfortunately, it ended with him crying in bed and overcompensating by tipping extra to the prostitutes.
That particular night, he was having a hard time ordering a non-alcoholic beverage, and grumbled upon settling on a tonic water.
Jason had very, very particular taste and upon setting his sights on Angelique, he knew she fit the mold.
Walking over with feigned coordination he flashed what he hoped was a smile, but was really a grimace, barely hiding the malice that took over most of his being.
“I can’t buy you a drink, but I can buy your time,” the American really did believe he had a way with words.
please DO NOT assume that just because my character is doing something that i as the writer
approve of it
am romanticizing it
have a kink with regard to it
think it is okay for anyone to ever do ever
because sometimes my character does things that I absolutely cringe at and which are almost painful to write.
but my writing a villain does not make me a villian
understand that it is fiction and I do not condone the wrong actions that sometimes are written out on my blog for in-character purposes.
“Now, I lent you some money, and I don’t see it. Do you know what happens when I don’t see my money?” (BECUASE DUH)
“ I… I know you’re not happy, “ Astin gulped. Granted, the money he’d borrowed was his originally and that he’d given over to Jason, but still - Jason wasn’t happy. And Astin would have to pay for this.
“ I-I’ll work extra shifts at the shop. I’ll take all of your shifts. “
“ I’ll… I’ll do whatever you want me to do, “ Astin gulped, stumbling back, “ Please Jason. I… I just want to make you happy. I fully intended to give you the money back. “ He fell to his knees, gazing up at Jason desperately, looking for some sign of forgiveness.
“ I’ll wear the collar. “
Jason crouched before Astin, scratching behind his ear slightly as he did so, nodding.
“You have disappointed me. But I forgive you. You ain’t the type of man to disappoint me often. And I’m holding you to that.” His lips pulled up and back into a strange smile. “Shall I get you a strawberry?”
“Now, I lent you some money, and I don’t see it. Do you know what happens when I don’t see my money?” (BECUASE DUH)
“ I… I know you’re not happy, “ Astin gulped. Granted, the money he’d borrowed was his originally and that he’d given over to Jason, but still - Jason wasn’t happy. And Astin would have to pay for this.
“ I-I’ll work extra shifts at the shop. I’ll take all of your shifts. “
“And? Don’t just tell me you’re going to take my money like that little bitch and simply expect that work is adequate payback.”
Jason cocked his brows, both at the same time as he couldn’t raise just one, and crossed his arms.
“What else will you do? Need I collar you up again?”
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Disney Villain Sentence Starters
Evil Queen
“Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.” “I’ll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary ____, it’s a magic wishing ____.” “One bite, and all your dreams will come true.” “Now, make a wish, and take a bite.” “I’ll fix ya! I’ll crush your bones!” “All alone, my pet?”
Strombolli
“There! This will be your home - where I can find you always!” “You will make lots of money… For me!” “QUIET! Shut up before I *knock* you silly!”
Lady Tremaine
“Well, I see no reason why you can’t go… if you get all your work done.” “Get up. Quick, this instant! We haven’t a moment to lose!” “You clumsy little fool!” “Oh. Well, don’t just stand there. Bring up the breakfast trays at once, and hurry!” “Hold your tongue! Now, it seems we have time on our hands.” “Wouldn’t you prefer to eat when all the work is done?” “What on earth have you’ve been doing?” “It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.” “I forbid you to do this!” “How charming, how perfectly charming.” “Why? Because YOU are *young*, and *innocent*, and *good*, and I…” “And so, I lived unhappily ever after.”
Queen of Hearts/Red Queen
“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?” “Your way? All ways here are my ways!” Curtsy while you’re thinking. It saves time.” “How would you like to have your head hacked off?” “Never mind him/her. (S)he’s mad.” “It is far better to be feared than loved.”
Captain Hook
“Thank you, me dear, you’ve been most helpful.” “So passes on a worthy opponent.” “Good, then let’s have at it!” “And that’s why I asked you over, my dear.” “A jealous female can be tricked into anything.” “Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.”
Maleficent
“Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero(ine) of a charming fairy tale come true.” “Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.” “Touch the spindle. Touch it I say!” “You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Well, here’s your precious *(prince)ss*!” “Are you sure you searched everywhere?” “I must say, I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.” “Oh dear! What an awkward situation.” “This curse will last till the end of time! No power on ____ can change it!” “I like you begging. Do it again.”
Cruella DeVil
“You can’t possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.” “Come now, I’m being more than generous.” “Do as you like with them! Drown them!” “But I warn you, ____, we’re through. I’m through with all of you! I’ll get even. Just wait.” “I’ve got no time to argue. I tell you, it’s got to be done tonight!” So they thought they could outwit ____?” “What kind of sycophant are you?” “We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.” “Darling, red isn’t your color.” “Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.” “My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.”
Madame Mim
“Now, first of all, if you don’t mind, I’ll make the rules.” “Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely.” “So, my boy/girl, I’m afraid I’ll have to destroy you.” “Yeah, I-I’ll give you a sporting chance. I’m mad about games, you know.” “And (s)he must see something good in you.”
Shere Khan
“I can’t be bothered with that, I have no time for that nonesense.” “Perhaps. But at the moment I’m searching for a ____.” “Why should you run? Is it possible that you don’t know who I am? Precisely. And you should know that everyone runs from ____.” “Ah, you have spirit for one so small.” “Now, I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten. It makes the chase more interesting… for me.” “Does my face not remind you of what grown man can do?” “All I ask for is one thing and you denied me. Well that ends now.”
Edgar
“You’re going to ____ if it’s the last thing I do.”
Sheriff of Nottingham
Now, take it easy, ____, I’m just doing my duty. Listen, ____, you’re mighty preachy and you’re gonna preach your neck right into a hangman’s noose.
Prince John
“____, with you around, who needs a court jester?” “You’re never around when I need you!” “I told you never to mention ____’s name!” “Get out of that if you can.” “I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!” “My dear, emotional lady, why should I?” “Young love, your pleads have not fallen upon a heart of stone. But traitors must die!” “This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power.” “Stop sniveling and hold still.”
Madame Medusa
“You must gain their confidence… make them like you.” “Now, I’m going to let bygones be bygones. Do you know what would make Auntie/Uncle ____ very happy?” “Of course, you have. But we must try harder, mustn’t we?” “Adopted? What makes you think anyone would want a homely little girl/boy like you?” “Not until you get the diamond!”
Amos Slad
“Watch it, that thing’s loaded.” “____, get back in there before I break your other leg.”
The Horned King
“You’ve interfered for the last time!” “Perhaps it would interest you to see what fate has in store for you.”
Ratigan
“Oh, my dear ____. I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.” “You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise.” “Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.” “You should have chosen your friends more carefully.” “All will bow before me!”
Sykes
“Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, ____.” “So, ____. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make ____ happy?” “If you don’t have my money…” “Now, I lent you some money, and I don’t see it. Do you know what happens when I don’t see my money, ____?”
Ursula
“So much for true love!” “My dear, sweet child. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for, to help unfortunate ___, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to.” “It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man.” “Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven’t discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”
Gaston
“It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*…” “How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “This is the day your dreams come true.” “Say you’ll marry me.” “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had *feelings* for this monster.” “It’s over, ____! ____ is mine!”
Jafar
“You will order ____ to marry me.” “____ *will* marry me!” “You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.” “I am your master now! “Trust me, my friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.”
Scar
“Life’s not fair, is it?” “And you… shall never see the light of another day.” “Ahh, so you haven’t told them your little secret.” “Oh, no, ____. Perhaps *you* shouldn’t turn your back on *me*.” “Well, I suppose you’d have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all.” “And remember… it’s our little secret.” “Oooh… I quiver with *fear*…” “I’m *surrounded* by idiots.” “Run. Run away, and never return.”
Governor Ratcliffe
“I’ll have your head for this!” “How dare you!” “Well, I’ll just have to take it/you by force then, won’t I?” “This is my land!” “I make the laws here!” “That’s what guns are for.” “A mans not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”
Frollo
“How dare you defy me!” “Mark my words, —, you will pay for this insolence.” “Look at that disgusting display.” “I know you helped him/her escape.” “You idiot! That wasn’t kindness, it was cunning!” “Dear boy/girl, whomever are you talking to?” “I think… you’re hiding something.” “I’ll find her/him. I’ll find her/him if I burn down all of ____!” “And this my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son/daughter?” “These people are traitors, and must be made examples of.” “I can save you from the flames of this world, and the next. Choose me, or the fire.” “You’ve chosen a magnificent prison, but it is a prison nonetheless. Set one foot outside, and you’re mine.” “You don’t know what it’s like out there. I do. I do.”
Hades
“So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?” “Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.” “I need somebody who can… handle him/her as a (wo)man.” “Well, you know, that’s good because that’s what got you into this jam in the first place, isn’t it?” “You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend/girlfriend’s life. And how does this creep/bitch thank you? By running off with some babe.” “(S)he hurt you real bad, didn’t (s)he, ___? Huh?” “We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.” “____, ____, ____, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I own you!” “____, listen. Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!” “I can’t believe you’re getting all worked up over some “guy/chick.”” “Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?” “____, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-____. What exactly happened here?”
Shan-Yu
“I tire of your arrogance, ____. Bow to me!” “Looks like you’re all out of ideas.” “You took away my victory!”
Clayton
“Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a (wo)man.” “Why? For 300 pounds sterling a head.” “Actually, I have you to thank, old boy/girl. Couldn’t have done it without you.”
Yzma
“Excellent. A few drops in his/her drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and (s)he will be dead before dessert.” “Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement.” “I know. It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.” “It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has… what was it again?” “Take him/her out of town and finish the job now!” “Why do we even *have* that lever?” “____! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It’s like I’m talking to a monkey.” “Fired? W-W-What do you mean, “fired”?” “Why, I practically raised him/her.” “That is the last time we take directions from a ____.” “This had better be good!” “_____ is dead, right? Tell me ____’s dead. I need to hear these words.”
Commander Rourke
“What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.” “It’s called natural selection. We’re just helping it along.” “Looks like all our chances for survival rest with you, ____.” “Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us. Now, I’m going to count to ten, and you’re going to tell me where the crystal is. One, two, nine…” “I love it when I win.” “I consider myself an even tempered (wo)man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”
Scroop
“____ should learn to mind their own business.” “Maybe your ears don’t work so well.” “The girl was sniffing about.” “It’s that boy/girl. Methinks you have a soft spot for him/her.” “I say we kill ‘em all now.”
Oogie Boogie Man
“Well well well. What have we here?” “So you’re the one everybody’s talking about?” “It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”
Dr. Facilier
“Gotta hand it to you, ____. When you dream, you dream big.” “Don’t you disrespect me, little man/lady!” “You’re in my world now, not your world.” “Y'all should have taken my deal.”
Mother Gothel
“Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful/handsome young lady/man. Oh look, you’re here too.” “I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year.” “YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER!” “Great. Now I’M the bad guy.” “____, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying!” “Dear, this whole romance that you’ve invented just proves you’re too naive to be here.” “Why would (s)he like you? Come on now, really. Look at you! You think that (s)he’s impressed?” “Please speak up, ____. You know how I hate the mumbling…” “Oh, ____, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?” “Everything I did was to protect YOU.” “Where will you go? (S)he won’t be there for you.” “Now, now, it’s all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.” “You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.” “The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!”
King Candy
“Sad as it is, ____ can not be allowed to ____.” “I’m not against her/him! I’m trying to *protect* her/him!” “Welcome to the boss level!”
Prince Hans
“Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?” “Oh, ____. If only there was someone out there who loved you.” “I, on the other hand, am the hero who’s going to save ____ from destruction.”
Bellwether
“It’s still my word against yours.” “It really is too bad, I… I did like you!” “I framed ____; I can frame you too!”
Truth!
“ Papa? “ Linette glanced up at Astin with vague intrigue, “ Scared of everything? “ Astin paled for a second before suddenly laughing. He had to admit that Linette was correct on the matter. He was scared of everything. He just didn’t know that she was so aware of the matter.
“ Don’t listen to father, honey, “ Astin slowly shook his head, “ Papa is a liar too. But you shouldn’t lie to your father. He’s very good at telling lies. “
“Is that so?”
Jason arched his brow at Astin, though a glimmer of mischief glinted in his stare.
“I don’t lie to you.” He moved to scratch Astin’s ears a bit playfully, wrapping his other arm around Linette.
“I couldn’t lie to you.”
“ … What happened to her? “ She frowned, scrunching up her face. Judging by the smirk on her father’s face, it was not a good thing. Astin frowned a touch but shook his head. It should be fine - he hoped.
Jason was about to respond with snark, but upon seeing Astin’s frown and the changing expression on Linette’s face, he changed his mind.
“She got in trouble for many things. Especially lying. You don’t want to be like your Mama.” A pause. “Or me for that matter.”
He leaned against Astin and pushed his glasses up his nose. He looked at Astin with a tiny smile.
“be like this one.”
“And what makes you think I’d wanna talk to you anyway?”
The sassy brat scoffed, crossing her arms tightly while marching to the corner and throwing herself down in a huff
“Touch me and I’ll scream bloody murder.”
“Now you listen here you little bitch.”
He grabbed for her wrist.
“I don’t trust you none for shit. I know your devious little intents. You can’t even sit over there now. You stand right here. By me. Don’t even breathe. I don’t want you moving till you go blue in the face.”
“ I’m not going to get sick. I promise. I feel good, “ Linette promised even though she very well couldn’t make that sort of promise. Sniffling a bit, she continued to try and wipe the bangs from her eyes.
“You know that you have to keep promises, right? Have I told you about the little girl that lied?”
He was speaking, of course, of, well, Linette’s mother. But he smirked a bit, proud, certain that he was going to get her to confess to the sniffly nose. He looked at Astin and mouthed
“Too far?”
“ See, I told you. And we both know your father is a very brilliant man, “ Astin smiled warmly. At once, he was melting into the touch of Jason’s scratching and fingers, easily distracted by such affection and tenderness. Linette sniffled a bit, wiping her bangs out of her eyes.
“ I’m okay though. “ Linette offered up, “ I’m not sick. “
“You might get sick, and then both your papa and I will get sick. That wouldn’t be good.”
He thought for a moment about his mother, sick in bed, demanding his attention.
Jason quickly scooted closer to Astin, wrapping his arm around him, continuing to scratch behind his ear.
