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whitesunlars

i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it’s about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s

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honestly life’s too short to not cry about stupid shit like sometimes you just gotta fling yourself onto your bed and burst into tears, cleanse ur little heavy heart

kevingetem

if your girlfriend not your bestfriend what’s the point

absinthundblut

honeyedyke

shouts out the moon for blessing me everyday with her sapphic energy

honeyedyke

cryptid-corpse

gh0stblood-bat

kaijuno

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

tsoki

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is

airframeextender

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

lolotehe

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

officialweatherwax

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

normalwizard

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

normalwizard

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

normalwizard

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

owlgams

*monkey brain: bear will kill you

Human brain: hehe fluffie

jaybarou

Did they stutter?

darkestwings

science: bear will kill you human & monkey brain in unison: hehe fluffyyy

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todaysbird

m--ood-deactivated20181217

Golden tortoise beetle transforming from gold to red

toobookishtohandle

What

bloodycr0w

@gayterenus

mlnmo

abandoned-uninhabited-deactivat

When your 24 hour premium skin wears off

nevarko

Alright, y'all. Bug nerd here. Yes, this is real. This is Charidotella sexpunctata. It’s able change color like this by filling and emptying its elytra (the wing covers) with water. The mirror-like gold effect is caused by it forcing water into separate layers of its elytra, smoothing them out to the point where they actually reflect light. By drawing the water out, the red pigment beneath is exposed. They do this whenever they’re disturbed as a defense mechanism, likely to mimic foul tasting lady beetles.

So, there’s a fun fact.