Trash

[pizzacastella]

no but theyre both playing w the props togetherrrr 🥺

[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet but... Jace, while still alive, is probably going to jail, which leaves Aguefort without a Sorcery teacher for next September.

Do you know who: 1. just came to town, 2. is staying for at least a year, 3. seemingly has innate spellcasting, and 4. has actual experience taking care of and stewarding teenagers?

Picture it: First day of Senior Year, Gorgug Thistlespring walks through the halls, a rockstar drummer, pioneer of the Barbificer multiclass, and four time savior of the world. He's feeling great, this is gonna be a good year. Then he turns a corner and sees him.

There he is, in all of his High Elven glory, trying desperately to wrap his head around to whom his new students are referring to when mentioning this "chat" person. Professor Telemaine Lomenelda, Aguefort’s newest Sorcery teacher.

[only-cat-memes]

[skorgu]

[samirant]

[pressdbtwnpages]

[lindseyanna]

[bethanyactually]

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

[analog-delight]

[catchymemes]

[butwhynotfurryart]

Love that “Whose the bitch on her lap” Kristen Chillis Applebees has more mobster vibes than “we can’t afford this, you can take it back” actual crime boss Kingskin

[curioscurio]

I'm so glad Sam Reich is pioneering the return of improv shows. A guy who saw Who's Line Is It Anyways and said we can take it even further. let's drop a body from the rafters

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

[aurosoulart]

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

[robinisnotavailable]

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

[murphmurphthejerk]

We need to reintroduce crackshipping into the zeitgeist. We use to be a society damnit.

[adrianfridge]

Reminds me of when I saw the following exchange

[notaplaceofhonour]

the fact that Stardew Valley is a $15 indie game that came out almost a decade ago with zero microtransactions and is still receiving free DLC updates to this day is absolutely bonkers. There are $50-60 AAA games with paid DLC that have come out more recently and aren’t nearly as actively supported or updated.

[elliottscabin]

[sttinkky]

An overgrown light pole in Poland

[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Been thinking a lot about him lately

[agentkatie]

I don't think I will ever recover from Gale's response to trying to bring daddy Halsin into the relationship

NO, GALE, ABSOLUTELY NOT LIKE A CHILD

[strikeaprose]

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

[sylvansleuth]

Hey, them's the breaks.

[the-greatest-magic-of-all]

Can't wait for Hallariel and Gilear to come back to Seacaster Manor only to find that their home is now essentially a youth community centre.

Studying! Dance and Music! Martial students use the Seacasters' training grounds and equipment! Fabian hires a life guard because so many kids want to use his pool! Kids who don't have enough food at home know that they can go to the Manor and order whatever they want and Fabian won't even notice the charges!

Fabian basically starts a YMCA in his house.

[kingprilbusbignaturals]

Kristen or Adaine make an off-handed joke about how they would've taken advantage of this kind of space 24/7 back when they had to deal with their shitty parents. The next day, there's forms to "rent out" the many bedrooms for free.

That leads to at least a couple students being there every morning, and it'd be embarrassing if they saw him only drinking milk in the mornings- that for sure would ruin his popularity- so he hires a cook... and of course, the cook might as well make breakfast for anyone else that happens to be there. Word gets out that there's always free breakfast (and a bagged lunch, of course) at Seacaster Manor for anyone that stops by before school.

One day, the wizards all start complaining about how much money it costs to just be a student. A week later, Fabian approaches the wizard teacher and says he's trying to clear out one of his house's treasure rooms and he's hoping the school can take some of these raw materials off his hands? It amounts to almost an entire class-set of wizard materials.

Gorgug and Fig vent about how unfair Porter is being, and that Fig is the one with access to one-on-one tutoring with Porter, when Gorgug is the one with the 400% courseload and is actually struggling with Barbarian Studies. Fabian goes to Riz and asks him to offer the upperclassmen with good grades tutoring jobs. Riz comes back a couple hours later, somehow with a whole-ass schedule of tutors.

A few months have gone by and Fabian is talking to Fig about how the Owlbears are falling apart, and he's barely holding onto his "Captain" title, and he hasn't had the time to throw a wicked party in weeks, and his popularity must be slipping, but he can't even tell because he's so stressed out, and-

Fig just stops him, looking flabbergasted, and informs him that that is not, in fact, where his popularity has been coming from. People love him because he's always showing up for everyone in a major way, and never even looking for any kind of recognition for his kindness.

[moltensmusings]

Okay one more dumb theory:

Is there a chance that Ivy's reaction to seeing Lucy at the party was initially genuine/do we think there's a possibility something killed Lucy and covered up her death and has been impersonating her to her adventuring party since but telling them to pretend she's missing as a way to move plans along?

Like this this fully unlikely and I if it's not true I'll be whatever about it, but I genuinely don't know if the rat grinders are heartless enough to kill off their friend and hide her body. Maybe they are. Maybe they're cruel and evil. But maybe they're just teens who are spiteful and trying to take down their perceived rivals.

I really need to see more of them but I'm wondering what Brennan has planned.