haz

[farmside-deactivated20251226]

watched this for the first time when i was 14 i think? it saved me

[papergardener]

Knew what this was before I clicked and had to watch the whole thing again.

If you haven’t seen it, now’s your chance!

[modmad]

ten years later still get shook

[insatiablexi-deactivated2025102]

[tortl3]

the good omens rabbithole is so crazy. like, "wow, some gay angels and demons! thats cool!" and suddenly you're obsessed with queen and 70s music and also low-key into researching christian mythology, then you decide to research about the actors and realize michael sheen reads good omens fanfiction?? wait- he was in twilight??? what the FUCK is masters of sex?? and then you research more about his roles and suddenly you're watching bright young things and wilde for the 5 minutes of michael sheen screentime in it because miles maitland is a fucking legend- WAIT DAVID IS ALSO IN BRIGHT YOUNG THINGS??? and suddenly you're back on doctor who and what the hell is takin over the asylum? no idea but its awesome holy shit!! and now you're kind of obsessed with shakespeare??? and now you're watching all three seasons of staged with the amazon britbox free trial?? and now you have 5 new sub-hyperfixations that all branch from good omens and now you are confused.

[bnmxfld]

Franz Kafka / Letters to Milena

[kafkaesque-world]

“The poisonous world flows into my mouth like water into that of a drowning man.”

— Franz Kafka, from his Diaries; 1910. 

[thezeroquotes]

I don't feel particularly proud of myself. But when I walk alone in the woods or lie in the meadows, all is well.

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Friends, Family, and Editors

[maythefool]

[cincinnatiburgoo]

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

[neil-gaiman]

It's the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

[firawren]

Colin Firth Barbies

In honor of May the Firth, please enjoy these Colin Firth Barbie posters.

[snoweylily]

Proud member of the "emotionally-repressed light-haired bisexual in love with my socially awkward dark-haired and possibly gay sarcastic best friend" club

[theforswornelite]

[starlady66]

riding that old man would fix me

[baynton]

that old man riding me would fix me

[beaulesbian]

~ Why would any sensible creature crave an eternity of this?

~ You could find out.

[bumblebeebats]

I'd like to formally thank the people of the UK and Ireland today for their rhyming prowess and forcing the Royal Mint to turn off replies to this tweet in RECORD time lmfao

And last but not least, the pièce de resistance that inspired about 90% of the hidden replies:

[eatingcroutons]

For anyone wondering, it was in fact meant to be "sovereign on a sovereign" 🤦

[darcyfirth]

the hardest thinking i have to do while watching glass onion is that do i want daniel craig’s wardrobe or do i want janelle monae’s?

[coffeeshib]

WOMEN—

[secretfan03]

The comments on the video crack me up 😂

[just-french-me-up]

I'm sorry, cringe culture can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause it's dead!