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･ ｡☆☽ . a multifandom mess with no real blog trajectory. current hyperfixes r good omens and ride the cyclone; might post some falsettos, other musicals, stanley parable, ghost, metalhead/goth/scene content etc etc <3

[tortl3]

YALL MY FANFIC WAS ACCUSED OF BEING WRITTEN BY AI IS THIS THE BEST OR WORST COMPLIMENT EVER ...

[tortl3]

yes, actually. if you were a worm id chop u in a bunch of little pieces so id have so many mini worm yous and id have more of you. and then id keep one mini you in my pocket and one in my hair and one on my fingertip so u can see the outside world and then another one tucked in a little worm chunk bed. can we get married now or.

[the-real-nikki19]

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

[rose-of-pollux]

Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.

[fragmentedink]

writing mood™️

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tortl3]

sometimes when i make fandom posts i get reblogs with tags that say "reblogging for my fictive!!" and it always makes me so happy. i hope yalls fictives liked my post and have an amazing amazing day.

[ascenari0]

I remember the first time I saw ride the cyclone I started to freak out when Karnak was like “a rat I named Virgil”

I cackled a wicked laugh no one has heard before

[quackkaz]

I DID TOO LMAO

[tortl3]

i built my tumblr feed brick by brick now im getting rtc x sanders sides

[tortl3]

theres a scenario i couldnt get out of my head after the hear me out cake videos so i sketched it

sorry for the bad art but yall see the vision

[tortl3]

"i just hope ROMAN doesn't use this against me in the future"

— virgil, in a video where roman is not there at all, where it is not related to him, when it is completely unrelated to be even thinking about him

[tortl3]

still thinking abt constance blackwood.

i bet she'd have picked up a bunch of 'internet trendy' hobbies like crochet and building lego flowers and keeping sourdough starters and bracelet making. i bet she's a middle child and always saves part of her snack for her little brother. i bet she was an og roblox player. i bet she has fairy lights in her room. i bet her toothbrush is purple. i bet she hated her curly hair/didnt know how to care for it and tried to brush it out and slick it down for ages. i bet she collects crystals and tarot cards without really knowing their meaning. i bet she loves hello kitty. i bet she has posters in her room of david bowie. i bet she watches musical slime tutorials. i bet she never finishes her sketchbooks. i bet she loves asmr and mukbang videos. i bet she loves christmas and eggnog and decorating. i bet she helps to stitch patches in her siblings' clothes. i bet she loves snakes and ladders even though the board game is 'childish.' i bet she has a pair of fraying earbuds that she has to twist around to work a little bit. i bet she loves fuzzy socks and has a bunch of fun designs on hers that she diys to patches once they get holes in them. i bet she has a favorite cardigan. i bet she does eccentric makeup she always wanted to use before she showers so nobody else has to see. i bet she owned a pink purple and turquoise coloured blog. i bet her favorite shape was a diamond, her favorite animal something kooky like a possum or a pigeon. i bet she loves pokemon. i bet she collects pinecones and leaves and sticks.

i bet she has so much about her that nobody else has ever tried to see before.

[cliopadra]

Fucker (a Good Omens repaint of Peter Paul Rubens’ Judith with the Head of Holofernes)

I meant to finish and post this last week, but work and Squid Game themed Roblox games kinda got in the way…

(Originally I had Az holding a certain author’s severed head like in the Rubens piece, but I got informed by a few friends that that could be technically classified as a death threat on the off chance he saw, so since the last thing I need is law problems, I changed it to a book)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

New S1 pics 👀

from :)

[tortl3]

when mischa hugs noel while hes crying i cant help but wonder how long it had been since either of them had gotten hugs for comfort when they needed it......

[marigolden-night]

"im a virgo"

"im a cancer"

well im a swinging space age bachelor man?

[chaotically--calm]

Ok and? I’m what the world needs

[mindofcordyceps-deactivated2025]

Ok?? I’m just a sad forgotten tune that no one knows

[himbirch]

ok??? i want to be that fucked up girl??

[cherie-soup]

i... am the kaching.......

[tortl3]

ok!???? i am robbing a 7/11 and going straight to jail?????

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[tortl3]

need some potato energy rn

[fruitomens]

Friendly reminder that they kissed.

[bildadthefuckingshuite]

Thank you for reminding me!

*starts crying*

[tortl3]

no cuz i watched the scene again and after a year and a half i just havent processed it yet. its not in my brain that they actually kissed and are actually separated.

[mild-madness-deactivated2015051]

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.