alwaysrockasmile

Welcome to my page. A place for me to blog about & to cope with my collection of illnesses! 🙃

[claphnelauren]

*buys nine new lipsticks to make up for the fact that I’m sad*

[the-fairy-dong-mother]

Sometimes facebook is hilarious

[bob-belcher]

[youlovetoseeit]

i would go to this church

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

[wanghedi]

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[high-school-fling]

thanks for your contribution

[thej0ry]

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

[meshugenist]

reblog it

[toastycursedcats]

[standarsh-deactivated20160506]

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

[thefifthkatie-deactivated201605]

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET

[undomestication]

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

[haughtsbiceps]

a nativity scene where everything's the same except baby jesus is baby yoda

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theweirdwideweb]

[whitepeopletwitter]

A strong contender for tweet of the year, already.

[selena-soto]

[meanplastic]

me if i was a youtuber

[damn-funny]

me when i eat fruits: i’m so fucking healthy