Lord Have Mercy On Your Jobs

I'm the Union Representative, a.k.a. Union Rep a.k.a. the greatest supervillain the world has ever known.

[square-r00t-moved]

Art trade with super awesome kois0 ;0;???

But???

I’m not sure this is okay ahhhh??? Gosh golly sure hope it is—-

[killapunk]

Hey guys. Gonna need money soon as I’m jobless and starting university so I thought I’d get the ball rolling with a special offer- I never draw for this cheap.

I’ll be opening five slots for sketch headshots and three slots for lineless headshots. Inbox me if you’re interested, or reblog with a comment. If I don’t get back to your message in a few hours, please send it again.

Paypal only- and please pay only in pounds!!!!Paypal lets you choose what currency to pay in and transfers the money automatically to that currency. 

Please also choose the option to pay as friends/family. There will be a fee, usually only a couple of cents.

I don’t recommend commissioning anthros as I am not all that great at animals. 

My paypal is [email protected]. Please consider spreading this around as it would benefit me at least a little ;p. Thank you!

[alwaysrepresentus]

bruh

the like one was meant as a direct parallel to this one

[alwaysrepresentus]

Heroism is bullshit. Heroes don't exist. If anything, we're the true heroes. I love that. The scary, unwanted ones doing all the good work. Laughable, really. 

[alwaysrepresentus]

I've got many things going on, always. All the time. It's why I don't have time to idly chat with you anymore. Not that it really matters to the overall scheme of things. All I want to do is my job.

[Break from this blog. As usual, her story is one that continues individual to Tumblr rp- I'll come on sometime I suppose, but it will probably just be to strengthen relationships with her to-be girlfriend.]

[alwaysrepresentus]

I'm a very busy woman.

I don’t have time for love or friendship or poor excuses. I don’t have time for dillydallying. I only have time for work. Such is the plight of she who lives for her country. 

[an0nymart]

jailbaaaait

still working out the outfit be patient with me

[alwaysrepresentus]

Lesser criminyvillain in Rep's story. Father got the death penalty or something. She fights with a ball and chain

and no her name isn't Suzy she stole the shirt 

[alwaysrepresentus]

Ah ha ha. Still taking those if anyone's interested. 

[alwaysrepresentus]

9 on rep, 13 on oni, and 4 on fortune. If ye wanna

[alwaysrepresentus]

#9 with ol' Billy Boy here eve

amazing. 

[a-lonely-me]

[an0nymart]

wwehhhh this is rep’s best and only friend who was inspired by a real life friend

[alwaysrepresentus]

I'm sorry I don't really feel like rping much lately. I'm feeling really down in the dumps about stuff. 

[depressintrovert-deactivated201]

alwaysrepresentus replied to your post:"I kind of don’t like dogs; not that I’m saying I…

"You and I, we cannot be friends."

[depressintrovert-deactivated201]

"Sorry, I just like cats better then dogs— I didn’t say I hate them though."

[alwaysrepresentus]

"I know." She petted her small cyborg dog as if pitying him. "But cats don't lick you all over when you come home."

[alwaysrepresentus]

New followers.

[betaray-bill-deactivated2014112]

"No worries Milady, with the might of the Stormbreaker I can fly." he demonstrated this by hovering off the platform easily, a sort of ‘smile’ on his face "Though I very much thank you for your kind concern."

[alwaysrepresentus]

"Ooh, woah!" She hadn’t been focused specifically on anyone when she had spoken, so when he spoke up, she was taken by great surprise. She’d never seen anyone quite like him, and it nearly made her fall off the pod herself. "Lord have mer- What’s a Stormbreaker?” 

[betaray-bill-deactivated2014112]

"My hammer!" he pulled it from his belt and held it in front of himself "Sister to brother Thor’s own Mjolnir! A beautiful, powerful weapon that I use to help those whom require it." he placed it back at his side and then landed "She was a gift."

[alwaysrepresentus]

"Meow-nee...?" She frowned for a second. "Wait, THOR? Hold on a second. Hold on a second, you know Thor? As in, the Thor? And he gave you a hammer?" The girl shook her head a few times. "Just who are you, exactly?" 

[alwaysrepresentus]

New followers.

HELLO, hello. Welcome to my humble abode. Careful, if you take a misstep you will most likely plummet to your death. We’re three thousand feet above the ground!!

[betaray-bill-deactivated2014112]

"No worries Milady, with the might of the Stormbreaker I can fly." he demonstrated this by hovering off the platform easily, a sort of ‘smile’ on his face "Though I very much thank you for your kind concern."

[alwaysrepresentus]

"Ooh, woah!" She hadn't been focused specifically on anyone when she had spoken, so when he spoke up, she was taken by great surprise. She'd never seen anyone quite like him, and it nearly made her fall off the pod herself. "Lord have mer- What's a Stormbreaker?" 

[boxxingforjustice-deactivated20]

HEY. Heard you were hating on villains, buddy.

yah

got a problem with it, uh?? 

[alwaysrepresentus]

Oh, please. I do what’s best for the majority. The one percent has all the influence, so the ninety nine percent are left to suffer- but not when I’m around. On a sidenote, did you know prison inmates are treated more unjustly than most people who run free? How d’you feel about that? Guess they deserve it, huh.

Yeah, yeah, you think every life matters or something, but really, it doesn’t. Not when your corporation is exploiting your workforce, or milking the populace of its well earned money, or HOARDING THAT MONEY FOR THEMSELVES TO BUY PRIVATE JETS OR BUILD GOLF COURSES!!!! [She screamed, face going red for a few seconds before she took a deep breath and adopted a calm expression again] As I was saying, when it’s for the greater good, I don’t mind a little bit of collateral damage. From the ashes of the old corporation a new one can be built.  Oh, well, you can beat stuff up all you like, but with a crash and a boom I can get the job done in just a few minutes! Efficiency is important.  Whaaaaaat? Machines are great! You can do anything with machines. It’s amazing! Don’t hate on the future, grandpa.

[Siiiiigh] Let me say it a little slower for you. The government doesn’t approve of what I do. The one percent wants me gone. And yes, sometimes people die. That’s why I’m a villain, see? Important figures don’t want me, and they couldn’t care less what the people want.

Caaaaaalm down, calm down. [She pulled out a sparkler, lighting it off the bottom of her shoe with a -rrrras- sound] See? Ain’t the sparks so pretty? 

[boxxingforjustice-deactivated20]

well, if that’s how it works in wherever you live, too bad, keep doing yer thing!! but there’s no one like that around here or around Ballville, so if i see someone acting that way, i’ll inmediately consider them a villain, and there will be no mercy with them

-He crossed his arms, raising his voice as he kept tallking-

also, the title of “villain” is not given by just a bunch of idiots, no matter how important they’re, but by the civilians!! same goes with “superhero”: you can’t just think yer a villain because a fatass has said so, ya need opinions from those that are the most!

get that away from my face right now if ya don’t want it shoved up yer ass, understood?? >:^C

[alwaysrepresentus]

You've never seen the real world, have you. That explains a lot, I think. [She nodded to herself.] I'm afraid I can't let you hurt me, though. 

Well, I'm certainly feared amongst the people as much as I am loved- the newspapers and news reports call me all sorts of nasty things, like criminal or terrorist, but I assure you, the most I am is a thorn in their side. [Not really the truth, if the destructive damage was anything to go by.] I call myself a villain because I know my methods are unethical.

It's a sparkler, knucklehead. Calm the fuck down. [She cleared her throat.] Each spark is a little person, initially dependant on the stick, but eventually trying to separate from that and achieve independence. The stick is the basics. Loans, mortgages, shitty jobs. WHOOPS. [She dramatically threw the sparkler against the ground] LOOKS LIKE THE BIG MAN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO ACHIEVE INDEPENDENCE.

THAT'S who you should be going after. Attack corporations, attack the government! Don't waste your time with petty criminals!