unrelated circumstances

Hi, am 30-something and fucked up but still going. I currently obsess about Baldur's Gate 3 a lot, and I'm seriously crushing on pretty much all the companions and some npcs just to top it off. I also am still very much into Kaidan Alenko and Mass Effect (I'll just never be able to let them go, am I?) as well as all the other good and passably decent story-centric games that I happen to come across while exploring the post-social media wasteland of the internet. Also, ttrpgs. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!

[creaturefeaturecommando]

I should have figured Kaidan was a powerful biotic because he was a child who killed a full grown turian biotic experience, a turian who was an adult, a mercenary, someone with probably years and years of experience fighting

With one kick. He broke that guys neck with one kick. And Victus wasn’t holding back, he pulled a knife on him and tried to stab him, he didn’t care if one more weak human child died or was gravely injured under his training , he could probably cover it up. But he was bested by a child who didn’t even have a weapon. Just his biotics that he barely had experience in handling

Kaidan Alenko truly is a force to be reckoned with. If he had let that thing with Victus mess him up more than it already did and went down a dark path or went rogue, he’d most likely have to be imprisoned in stasis like how Jack was because he’d be a threat. I’m glad he’s nice.

[vorchagirl]

[roboco-san]

a couple weeks ago I was shouting at my monitor abt what a terrible bastard man lolorito is and my wife came over to see him and was like "listen babe I'm sure he is terrible but it's very funny to hear you say that about someone who looks like a baby wearing a fake mustache"

[spiroandthelacktones]

I cannot take lalafels seriously my wife's just like this BABY is a war criminal

[val-the-princess]

HE IS A WAR CRIMINAL AND A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MAN

[roboco-san]

both of these men are capitalist war profiteers who exploit refugee labor on starvation wages

[summerwithaniinit]

-beard

[roboco-san]

[muffinshark]

"Proud as a peacock, but... my little love."

[4gifs]

[theproblematicblogger]

That gazebo is so fucked

[didgeridooyouloveme]

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

[awkwardarbor]

idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help

[thebobblehat]

This has hit my dash three times… that final reblog made it worthy.

[blackmormon-blog]

I only liked this for the gif

[saint-augustines-pears]

You cannot call for help, you must face the gazebo alone

[inquissien]

A kitten at heart

[yen-stanning]

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[steamandcream]

thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.

[dalishious]

My very sardonic Dragon Age: Dreadwolf BINGO board. (A few of these are lighthearted predictions, while most are concerns based on historical precedence.)

I will be playing along with this when the game is someday released.

[northernrain]

you forgot awful hairstyles

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[robinproblem-deactivated2024060]

[ukulelekatie]

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

[romanimp]

#not to brag but im so fckn good at this

[thursdayinspace]

how do people come up with titles?

why can't we just number fics like classical composers did with their stuff?

"tentacle porn No. 8 in [fandom], [pairing], op. 57"

that would solve so many problems

[darkandstormyslash]

Also I think we should rename classical compositions after random lines from Richard Siken poems

[thethirdromana]

YES this is amazing.

Aram Khachaturian - Suite from Masquerade, Op. 48a: I. Waltz sorry about the blood in your mouth. i wish it was mine.

[merrinla]

Halsin BG3 themed posts for easy navigation 👀

Cut content

Halsin's Sorrow from early access. I also recommend watching the video from Chubblot, he has a lot of interesting stuff from early access on his channel.

Lift the Shadow Curse. Part I

Lift the Shadow Curse. Part II

Disputes between the player and Halsin from early access

Dialog from early access. Halsin wonders how alcohol affects a tadpole

Denor. The other Archdruid of the Emerald Grove

Drafts of the illusions that Netherbrain used against companions

Content that may be added in the future

The dialogue between Halsin and Minthara. An ultimatum

Companions' reactions to an intimate scene with Haarlep

A conversation where Halsin talks to you about friendship

An option where the player can leave with Halsin in the final

The player talks to Halsin about civilization, shadow druids and Kagha

Small dialogue update in Wyrm's Crossing

Audio content

Halsin's point'n'click lines: all of them, only romantic ones, only negative ones, cut lines, spellcasting

Snoring companions. Honestly, I don't understand why this post is so popular 🤔

Companions charmed by harpies

Halsin's reaction when other companions die

Other

Lines if you annoying the playable characters by spamming their portraits

Different origins' answers when Halsin asks you to tell him something about yourself

Act 2: Epilogue. Halsin stays in the Shadowcursed Lands

Halsin's reaction to the Apostle Myrkul

Funny barbarian dialogue when meeting Halsin at the goblin camp

Halsin's character renders

Halsin's concept art in the artbook

Murals in the Emerald Grove

Murals in the Thorm mausoleum

[moonlightrei]

poor, neglected wizard

[tenojan-in-tevinter]

If i had a nickel for every time I've become unreasonably attached to a human male character from a BioWare game with dark hair and brown eyes who you meet in the very first mission of the game, and has trust issues either with himself or others or both, and is also voiced by Raphael Sbarge, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

Im talking about them

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

wrong blog

[flagversion]

That's too bad... You seemed so close to stopping them.