god's disgusting mistake

Hullo! I'm Rova and I'm an nb lesbian! I like birds, Guild Wars 2, Fallout, weird gross creepy things, giraffes, body horror, body POSITIVITY, Steven Universe, and oh yeah BIRDS. [they/she] Please note, this blog occasionally has NSFW (18+) content that is tagged as such. GW2 SIDE BLOG: Talking Cabbages

[ohnoproblems]

we make a lot of jokes here on tumblr dot com but at the end of the day i still fundamentally want monster parts that science can't give me

[downtroddendeity]

[dirty--diary]

I have never related to something more in my LIFE

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[littlebluecaboose]

*on a date*

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

the bartender who has seen you use this line on at least 5 different dates: you can’t keep doing this daniel

[ruushes]

🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸 a mural of wildflowers 🌺🌻🌹🌷🌼🌸

[sergle]

CHIMKIMS

these are also stickers! (the stickers don’t have the watermark)

[valtsv]

me as a horror film director looking at the monster’s character design: it needs more eyes. also, give it more teeth. and a jaw that unhinges. and, uh, a really sexy voice. an obscenely hot, deep, sexy -

character design team: sir,

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

MIX’s reputations across wildemount, listed chronologically

Jackass drifters who violated parole and interfered with an investigation (Trostenwald)

Heroic Gnoll-Slaying mercenaries (Alfield)

Dissident activists-come-terrorists (Zadash)

Criminal Underworld Fixers (Zadash)

Festival Champions (Zadash)

Drinking Legends (Hupperdook)

Mysterious slave killing vigilantes, gone as soon as they’d came(Shady Creek Run)

Infrastructure saboteurs (Nicodranas)

boat thieves (Nicodranas)

Uppity narcs that bumped off a captain and were banished in record time (Darktow)

Disturbingly friendly pirates that tattoo their victims (Swavain Islands)

Nutjobs digging their way to china (Felderwin)

Spies but also kind of literal religious saints???? (Xhorhas)

[ivadeshin]

Imagine: tiefling toddlers whose horns just grew in

[fjordish]

✨ the episode 55 mood ✨

[linootte]

This extract made me watch the serie. Now here I am… in a fandom wayyyy bigger than expected… Not complaining though! :D

EDIT: I HAD MORE THAN 100 NOTES IN TEN MINUTES Y’ALL INSANE.

[lorn-art]

‪On that goth jester bandwagon ‬

[flyboyelm]

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

[elfendrawsall]

Goth Jester sketch

[avpdsnail]

so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ependasketchpad]

Gerudo! oc Toska in retro zelda style

[siriusdraws]

the realization you don’t like your own suggestion