Al

Bi • Multishipper • current fandom is naruto but I’ve dipped my hands in most popular medias! • occasionally 18+ content

[yuenai]

Happy pride guys!!

Somehow, Mitsuki convinced Orochimaru to go march! Little guy is so excited that he forgot his parent is a former ex-criminal! LOL

Orochi is just happy to make his son happy

[moomitheartist]

Orochimaru (again) 💚💜

I CAN'T STOPPP I'M OBSESSED WITH HIM 😭💔

[closetgakure]

Warm up

[manyafandomx]

SasUKE sketches… while Naruto and Sasuke are recovering in the hospital after their final battle.

[ryebreadgf]

[shiftingdecay]

kind of a continuation of this post

i really like the idea of Kabuto being forced into being a pet owner LMAO

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[narutwitter]

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[van1llaskys]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know