THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

skating the line between supreme honking egotism and a cosmic gulf of self-hatred.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[midchilda-deactivated20161022]

[elidaddyy]

x

[smalltomatokid-blog]

if anyone asks me what my sense of humour is i’m just gonna show them this

[calypsoburch]

[jasper-rolls]

“hey that’s my umbrella”

“no, i’m lifehacking”

“you’re stealing my umbrella”

“lifehack”

“how are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella”

“lifehacking”

[cairgnorm]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

GET HER

[sixpenceee]

A Boulder County Sheriff’s Office deputy questions a baby owl near Rainbow Lakes outside Nederland. (Boulder County Sheriff’s Office) (Source) @sixpenceee

[alx-joy]

someone: remember when...

my forgetful ass: probably not

[collegiate-confession]

im screaming this is so good

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[rosyting]

[sixpenceee]

Yeah apparently owls have long legs.

[avpdkaneki]

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

[trashythingsgohere]

[champagnepadre]

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind