I Tried.

comedy aesthetic

[saddest-cat-hours]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[alyisthecat-blog]

... I think they shed the skin on their antlers? Do they grow a whole new pair of antlers for the next mating season?

[kateisdumb]

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[pure]

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

[speedlimit15]

[alyisthecat-blog]

I know you, I’ve walked with you once upon a dream...

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

Imagine if life was like animal crossing: pocket camp like “Hey do you want to come over to my house” “yeah that sounds fantastic and I’d love to but if you don’t have this specific couch on your property FUCK you and FUCK your life”

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

“If you want to become better friends with me I need you to give me three (3) fruit beetles and a single (1) olive flounder. Please do not ask me what I intend to do with them”

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

[dinuguan]

[koloss-part-2]

This raised my heart rate

[thewingedwalrus]

Reblogging again to inform everyone that MARTA made a screenshot of this their profile pic on Facebook

[thewingedwalrus]

GUYS I HAVE ANOTHER FACEBOOK UPDATE

[mcdonald-s]

[hokaegu]

oh my lord this pleases me

[supernovagal-deactivated2013050]

no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

[nyrma]

the world would be a better place if elon musk were president

[nyrma]

ideal world: communist pangea with elon musk as the dictator

[alyisthecat-blog]

Me: goodnight moon

Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be

Me: alright

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[marimopet]

The Instagram famous hoe trend is to look like a hybrid of an imvu character and a bratz doll and you only wear beige and that musty pink colour

[xanny]