Alysha Coulter

dogs rule

[mypugobsession]

[beastboy]

chameleons have such cute hands

look they’re like little mittens

[rockandplay]

[awwww-cute]

[thrillervevo]

[stability]

[challenger2753]

are there pastries with no carbs

[chradi]

English grammar crash course: “oo” words one goose two geese one tooth two teeth one foot two feet one moose two meese one boob two beeb

[daeint]

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

“never odd or even” spelled backwards is “never odd or even”

[corporation-cats]

[captainwright]

[currentlyhungryaf]

[kyleehenke]

[firstknivesclub]

[servinjesus]

when someone tries to join you when your song is playing

[alyshacoulter]

me before i started watching food network: i made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

me now: what i've made for you today is a rustic-style raspberry reduction, garnished with a smooth roasted peanut spread, spread across a thick slice of white bread with another slice of bread holding the flavors in place. really, what i'm doing this for is my dad...he was always a chef, he's the reason i started cooking, and i know (sniff) i know if he was alive he'd want to see me win Chopped so i could continue working for the local urban garden café for sad children