*asmr voice* bazinga

wojtek/31/nb/he/him

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[argentsunshine]

japanese first person pronouns appeal to me on a pure information conveyance level. you're telling me with just the word "i" i could be communicating that I'm an adult man and an asshole?

[gaytricorder]

it’s giving bella and edward

[wulfhalls]

[tomatopine]

That was normal.

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[sxlphie]

It is currently SHADOW SUNDAY

[ficklefood]

silver with a shadow plushie

[barbarian2022]

maybe top 10 posts ever

[riverlarking]

the page not found design for the national museum in warsaw. because they have this painting and they're bragging

[jonathanarcher]

I think god meant to make william shatner gay. I think william shatner would be happier if he was a gay

[jonathanarcher]

I think william shatner would love it if he was gay. He would never stop talking about it on Twitter. He would relish being the first gay star trek captain and would say shit like “Kirk wasn’t gay but I made him gay” and dudebros would be so mad about it and tell him to stop but he would just keep giving cunty replies, much like he does now but with an excuse. He would have even crazier beef with george takei where there’s always an unspoken implication that he thinks takei doesn’t like him because shatner wouldn’t fuck him. He would be a guest judge on drag race and look vaguely uncomfortable the entire time because he’s not that kind of gay and he’s still old and weird about like. Men wearing nail polish. He would claim that anyone that didn’t like him is being homophobic and it wouldn’t matter how unpleasant he was because he would have a squad of loyal gay reply guys who would say shit like “slay” under every single tweet he made. He would be so much happier if he was gay and I think he knows it.

[phautist]

your honor, i love them

[fifiibibii]

becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar

[gaaaaaay]

Kid at work gave me a Nintendo switch today

[northern-punk-lad]

10 pounds says terfs start arguing men have an unfair advantage in knitting next

[wildhaunt]

I know im being "that guy" but he's crocheting. He is not knitting. He is holding a hook and crocheting. Look at the fabric. He is not knitting. Wtf has he got in his mouth tho...

[lisavilisa]

I think it's a tapestry needle? Mother fucker might be that one person that sews in ends in as he goes.

[wildhaunt]

That would make sense. Good for him!

[northern-punk-lad]

The fact that a terf said “taking women jobs in the home” proves my point terfs are just the political branch of the trad wife movement

[blueteehood]

People who actually love crafts: how could the headline confuse knitting with crocheting? Uh, oh, whats he doing with that other needle? What's he crocheting? Do you think he sews in ends as he goes??? Wish I could crochet during an Olympic event

Terfs: men are occupying our SACRED knitting spaces inside our HOMES

[parkchanwoohoo]

Amazing that we have so much in common with the different creatures of the earth

[gender-trash]

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

[roach-works]

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

[eebie]

Little black squash balls, Walter. This lab is where you will create little black squash balls.

[dozydawn]

i hate these videos but these chibi planes are sooo cute & expressive & gauche