A husband! a devil.

Emily, 25, she/her, queer, I really want a nap

[mayskalih]

[alinalal-art]

kpop demon hunters

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[tatzelwurming]

my shirt that says “not a danger to myself and others” getting me asked a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[tatzelwurming]

some bitch is binding spirits on my post

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

[silliestflowergirl]

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

It’s him!

[super-metroid]

is there a dog equivalent of catnip?

[yofukit]

[charliem-69]

love your sweet messages 💋

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[therottenkingsreckoning]

Truth emerging from the dirt to shame mankind

[blueherin]

[pangur-and-grim]

at the funeral my 85 year old great-aunt asked to see a photo of my cat, and so I said “sure” and showed her this, and she just said “oh”, visibly struggled to follow that up with anything, and then walked away.

[galactic-magick]

Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."

And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."

And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."

And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???

[weezeryuri]

able bodied allies of disabled people when your disability genuinely has no secret upside and makes you useless to a late stage capitalist society

[speckledjoy]

[unawakening-float07]

this is so fucking funny

[counting-stars-gayly]

It’s time we accept that Percy Jackson is an unreliable narrator. He’s not dumb. He’s just insecure. He’s not clueless about his and Annabeth’s feelings. He’s just in denial. He’s not clueless about Rachel’s feelings. He just doesn’t want to do anything about them. His mother isn’t perfect. He just loves and respects her more than anyone in the world. That boy contradicts his own inner monologue all the time. Do not trust him!!

[hydrahowl]

i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

[hydrahowl]

^ Yeah

[emiraee]

post-tlo percabeth 🩵

[hjartasalt]

Asked for a doctor's note to show to the airport staff if necessary for an upcoming flight where I need to bring my T with me and they were like "yeah sure no problem" and then sent me a note that makes it sound like I will literally die if I go one day without my testosterone LMAO

[hjartasalt]

Me: man it would suck if I got my T confiscated by customs so I should get a note explaining that I have it for legitimate reasons just in case

The note in question: this man may or may not fucking die if you take his medication away from him. This medication may or may not be integral to his daily survival. Do you want his blood on your hands yes or no

[hjartasalt]

Help that's so funny

[elierlick]

Pure genius