Alyssa the Storm Witch

30-something. Into cats and rain and books and flowers. Disclaimer: I'm not really a witch

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[paperweightverre]

[alyssathestormwitch]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[spiribia]

i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

[alyssathestormwitch]

[dogpuppy]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[only-cat-memes]

[orteil42]

(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that

[alyssathestormwitch]

[fiyerotigelar]

my new life mantra

[tee-cualtzin]

[rivsquiv]

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[elysiumcalled]

[wordfather]

what a beautiful man but☝️he could be beautifuller... guards! cover that man in blood

[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

[delirious--mistakes]