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batsandboba

ive never read a wikipedia page as funny as the internet memes section of morbius (2022)

am-banan

Take over the whole Morbin world 🥶 💯 😈

#its morbin time

am-banan

WE LOST TO PASTA MUNCHERS MY DAY IS RUINED.

marysunburn

CAZZO SI

am-banan

Congrats mate well done 👍

WE LOST TO PASTA MUNCHERS MY DAY IS RUINED.

#euro 2020 #england #Italy #euro finals

Made an account for my anime list to track mainly my manga and then I couldn’t find any of them. Guess I’m just gonna keep happening upon shit and and reading it and then forgetting about it and then coming back to it months later :)

otterson24

am-banan

They groove

the-future-now-deactivated20170

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

dopeluminarydreamer-blog

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

weaselle

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

dragonfox-in-a-teacup

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

dantes-infernal-chili

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

b00bconnoisseur

@sadamericanorca

am-banan

A cool video about things companies do that aren’t in the interest of the consumer but are for profit. A good watch. https://youtu.be/j5v8D-alAKE

#Youtube

fedkaczynski

nunyabizni

Just in case folks don’t believe this one

they be doin it

rametarin

yeah the Chinese state owned fishing boats do shit like this.

Quite frankly everybody from Argentina to Zaire have just about fucking had it with illegal Chinese fishing, and their boats are getting a tour of the ocean floor. Many of them are staffed by Chinese soldiers.

I think they need to search the boats for signs they may be putting shit in the waters that doesn’t belong there, too. Something especially funny is going on.

am-banan

Isn’t this what happened with Somali pirates?

In a world full of bottoms, be a top. In a world full of top, be a bottom.

They say trust your gut but sometimes I have a gut’s gut who tells me I’m wrong about my gut but my gut says I’m wrong about my gut’s gut so who am I supposed to believe.

markvomit

you are not immune to propaganda

am-banan

Thank you Garfield.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

am-banan

I love that sea shanties are coming back. It’s all I have been listening to in quarantine

Hand it over

What?

OJOS

queercheersquad

lesbophobes-deactivated20220907

everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:

For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)

neurotic-prayer

“Don’t be afraid of the clocks, they are our time, time has been so generous to us. We imprinted time with the sweet taste of victory. We conquered fate by meeting at a certain time in a certain space. We are a product of the time, therefore we give back credit where it is due: time. We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.” (Gonzalez-Torres, 1988)

am-banan

When they stop they will be together again.