jess

gurl idk i like funny text posts and jlaw

[naramdil]

did u know that you can be both the chubby friend AND the pretty friend bc weight has no bearing on beauty 🐝🐝🐝

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[pajamaben]

doctor: are you sexually active?

me: yes

*doctor takes a deep breath and sighs*

doctor: can you describe what its like? please

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[christmasonthemoon]

[tremendousdragonruins-deactivat]

[sadegg]

no offense but why are men not self aware at all 

[campadog]

Source

Source

[acoolsuggestion]

hey heres a cool concept: treat the people that are important to you………like they are…..important to you

[princesconsuela]

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[quakerjoe]

[theinturnetexplorer]

Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped

[pavlovscorgi]

is this post secret

[girlbortion]

is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?

[nevaehtyler]

Flint, Michigan hasn’t had clean water since April 24, 2014.

[mugglesofficial]

call out post to Nasa

why arent u exploring the ocean its literally right underneath us ?? u can send a robot a million miles into space looking for aliens but not into the giant void that takes up the majority of the earth we live on?? please i am scared

[stillhereunfortunately]

how problematic that the national aeronautics and space administration doesnt deal with anything other than aeronautics and space

[annushorribilis]