the mae-trix

20 she/they/it/get creative >:3

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[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

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[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

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[sandmandaddy69]

[morbid-things]

could you give a tutorial for the barbed wire stitching please? ^_^

Sure! I've never done a tutorial before, so I'm sorry if this is a little confusing 💀

The whole design is made of simple straight stitches, so it's pretty easy :)

1. Make a diagonal stitch, then make another one in the opposite direction to create an 'X', that is wider toward the end.

2. Make two more diagonal stitches to create another X attached to the end of the first one.

3. Make two more diagonal stitches that face outward, creating the 'barbs'

3. Create straight horizontal stitches between the barbs, I'd say about 3-5, depending on how far apart you make the stitches.

4. Create two diagonal stitches facing outward again, facing the opposite direction of the first two barbs, closing off the first shape.

5. Create another X between the barbs, and repeat the process again until you reach the end of whatever you're embroidering :)

I would suggest making the X's a bit longer and narrower than I did here, because I think it looks a bit better that way, but honestly it doesn't matter all that much :)

[stringcage]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

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[spookygirlfriend]

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[keylethwasleft]

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