Suicide jokes queen

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[4gifs]

[clarkewithameme]

[multi-shit]

[iiampsychopath-deactivated20191]

#devilbutsad666ll

[whoooonose]

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

[foryourhealth]

Killed without hesitation

[awwww-cute]

The moment my dog (and husband) realized I was in the car beside him

[setheverman]

Your dog and husband look so happy. Who the hell is that guy with glasses tho?

[the-bigredmachine-deactivated20]

True Hollywood Stories

Smh

[jhnnytsnmi-deactivated20190306]

Wow

[voluptuous-lady-with-freckles]

Omg really

[kacysimplylove-deactivated20180]

Are you kidding me ???

Childhood ruined

[plasticcflower]

Are you guys serious… U really think … I don’t know what to say

[systm32]

lol

[aberrantkenosis]

holy shit i cannot handle how stupid people on this site are

[fluffmugger]

THIS is Leo filming the MGM Logo:

You may note the lack of IV. And the lack of an MRI bench.  And the lack of a fucking modern woman in goddamn jeans with heeled boots

Why?

BECAUSE THE CURRENT FUCKING MGM ROARING LION LOGO WAS  FILMED IN FUCKING 1957 YOU STUPID BASTARDS

[moeranda]

Bless the last blogger. 

[somethingsinlifeyoujustdo]

This is tumblr’s thought process

[memes-r-memes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[averagefairy]

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

[retrogamingblog]

the crowd when you’re playing any sports video game from the early 2000s

[deep-dark-fears]

*sigh* A fear submitted by Verrigan to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

Deep Dark Fears books are available wherever books are sold.

You can find signed copies of my DDF books on Etsy too! - Happy holidays!

[just-shower-thoughts]

No one hears a car alarm and thinks “someone’s stealing that car!”

[anxietyproblem]

[whitetrashlucy-blog]

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother