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Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet Instagram: amandadoll217

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I specifically opened a tiktok to publish The Burrito Chronicles

Y’all go give some love and watch to see if my neighbors ever discover my burrito on their porch

[justbadpuns]

don’t need to be such a brass about it

[haiikyuus-remade]

things all girls want to do:

• become medusa

• dance naked around a fire in the woods w other ladies

• eat men

• let their eyes roll back in their head and speak in tongues

• eat men

[sad-empty-lost]

I want to be held so fucking tight by someone who actually thinks I’m worth something

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[fanotastic]

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[chavdog]

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i’m not saying this to be snobby bc i’m not expecting everyone to know their art history and i do this too, but i do think it’s genuinely funny that whenever people online see ugly old art they assume it’s medieval art, and whenever people see complicated realistic figures and scenes they assume it’s renaissance art, or less commonly baroque. 

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

people thinking fernando botero’s cat paintings are medieval art is especially funny cause he’s literally still alive

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

this image (still life with green soup) was created in 1972 and people thought it was from ~400 AD to 1400 AD, like it has a modern doorknob and a modern kettle and everything

[lousiest]

Interviewer: Do you have any hobbies or special talents?

Me: I like to eat cheese sticks and lay in bed

[just-shower-thoughts]

Water is a crazy motherfucker. It can burn you to death, freeze you to death, drown your ass, but you need it to live.

[bob-belcher]

twitter stating nothing but facts

[sailor-whiskey-dreams]

I had to make this

Kelly is Kween :3

[humorblr]

[midnightmystical]

[amazonkindlejenner]

bye