~lolitics~

[the-memedaddy]

[homoluigi]

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

[iridepigs]

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

[ambris]

This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

[hill-german-fan]

(Found on Twitter) Dear @realDonaldTrump, 

Every breath you take  Every move you make Every bond you break  Every step you take She’ll be watching you! 

[ghostiewitch]

Best thing I’ve seen all day

[quasarkisses]

The best start to 20biteen

[madamspeaker]

The badass that is Nancy Pelosi leaves the White House, 11th December 2018

[imots]

[mysharona1987]

[adrianvenditti]

This is what Unity looks like.

Angela Markel (Germany)  Emmanuel Macron (France)

[cinemami]

❤️

[maswartz]

[amararay-blog]

Let’s rate photos from G7 summit by different countries:

Germany has a strong Game of Thrones vibe - probably ‘cause Trump has a strong Joffrey vibe and Angela is about to embrace her inner Olenna Tyrell.  Abe‘s face is priceless. This photo is a great meme material. 10

France is that friend that only cares how they look on the picture. 7 (It should be lower since you can barely see anyone, but Macron is too cute)

Italy is a bit random. It’s like they were “Let’s just find the one picture that hasn’t been posted already.”, but it’s kinda funny how everyone looks so done. It kinda looks like they are all trying to teach Trump how to read. A camera seems to be a bit outdated. 8+

The US failed. Trump’s in a metaphorical and literal shadow of everybody else. 1

Canada  wins, there is so much going on here. Trudeau looks like a model. Macron’s like “Can you believe this? Theresa May is trying to find a comfort in whatever she’s reading. Abe’s giving a side eye to Trump. Trump looks like he’s protesting to being sent to his room to think about his behaviour. Angela is trying so hard not to strangle Trump. 10+

Japan is interesting. Abe worries about the future of human race - it doesn’t look too bright. Angela needs a drink. Donnie looks even more orange than usually. 8

Source of photos: https://twitter.com/fabreinbold/status/1005533097549598726

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I feel like Donald was like: “I will just hold my breath until everyonen agrees with me!!!” And the others are just. waiting. have been for 2 minutes now. and in 5 minutes it’s time for dinner.

[laura-elizabeth91]

[amararay-blog]

Adorable ♥

[hillchill]

Just a very brief comparison:

Angela Merkel:

Merkel is not her birth surname, nor the one of her current husband - nobody psychoanalyses that or gives a f-

Husband works because he’s a f-ing quantum chemist - nobody gives a f-

Is afraid of dogs, nobody gives a f- except Putin who brings his massive dog out. She’s unimpressed. Basically implies he is weak af for doing so and doesn’t give a f-

2018 is the first time of the shitton of times she’s sworn in that her husband attends. Some passing comments, but ultimately no one gives a f-

Hillary Clinton:

Breathes - omg wtf the apocalypse is here, let’s not vote for her and psychoanalyze her salad.

[amararay-blog]

Maybe US should take a few notes from Europe

[trapstrblog]

[amararay-blog]

The “I fucking warned y'all about this guy” vibe is strong with this one. 

When the book came out, I dreamed of seeing her reading it, but I never thought it would actually happen. I love it!

[textsfromwestminsterredux]

[fyeahtheresamay]

Fave 😂

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[epaulettes]

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

[carutm-deactivated20190213]

Theresa May by The Spectator