I Ride Pigs

I am a human

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[voidsucre]

happy comic day here's mine

[regexkind]

Me, explaining the role a fluffer is about to have: you'll be like John the Baptist. Preparing the way for his coming

[achievement-hunter]

I’m not joking when I say that I’m always thinking about this legend. Hope he’s doing well

[nyancrimew]

dictator who gets intrusive thoughts about stepping down and enabling fair and democratic elections

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Me at all fantasy RPGs:

[grootficguy]

goku — or, as the french call him, geauxcoup,

[anarchautistic]

[amazoogle]

let's develop a perfect plan

[amazoogle]

1. get cozy in bed

[vicodin-white]

shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

[dogpuppy]

[sandmandaddy69]

[wormcosmologies]

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state

[revivivivify]