by any memes necessary

my name is Alyssa and I work with blood

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

absolute scream 

[ahopefulwish]

[weirdmageddon]

[glowpop]

honestly we should bring back being unabashedly pretentious. Yeah i do think im better than marvel stans who cried at tony’s death scenes. I do think people who read books are better than people who read nothing but fanfic of shonen manga and minecraft youtubers. i DO think im better for not engaging in low brow media or shit i find cringe. like what is anybody gonna do omfg

[gale-in-space-deactivated202409]

People like you irritate me so fucking much

[glowpop]

and? what are you gonna do about it?

[glowpop]

People telling me I’m a snob because of this post. That’s the whole point you dumb bitch 😭😭😭 this is how I know you people can’t read 😭

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

If anyone gets verified im unfollowing yall

[jame7t]

im so excited for post+ we haven’t had a poorly thought out and embarrassingly implemented feature in so long it’ll be like a birthday

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

[bonersniper]

Tumblr social security benefits for geriatric blogs

[coolxatu]

[This ask is from a paid supporter of your blog!] you look and smell like an orangutan

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mjalti]

[twilightmydudes]

Bella before turning into a vamp:

[secretpajamas]

remember when I had an attention span longer than three minutes

[finitetwilight]

Edward in his head vs reality

[alice-darlin]

if emmett was in charge of making bella’s italian meal

[normal-horoscopes]

what is your target demographic

SLUTS

[the104yearoldvirgin]

Alice, divining an all-out war between her family and the Vampire Government in the middle of Algebra 102:

[twilightisgaynow]