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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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we're not kids anymore.
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I love 80's Batman because he's coherent. Like there's this guy that after losing his entire family, started dressing up like him and killing criminals and instead of Batman getting mad and all hypocritical about it (like many others would), he just gets the guy and have his own version of softly saying "he get's it".
"Who am I but just another guy who thinks he's the Batman?
An opinion. Jason was the only batkid who did not come with a pre-installed Kill option, that was downloaded, after death, while he was with the League. Dick, Tim and Damian, tho, they came with it, and Bruce had to learn to manually turn it off.
99% success rate with Dick and Damian.
76% success rate with Tim who has not killed anybody, but has contemplated it way too many times for Bruce to be comfortable with.
Edit: for all the people who keep saying "But Tim blew up the League bases with so many people," listen, if Bruce doesn't know, it didn't happen. Don't go snitching on my boy like that.
Sometimes everyone dusts off or throws together their Robin costume for a hijinks filled patrol
((Yes Iâm behind but itâs been a rough week))
and when loneliness becomes a part of living, you forget that being alone was not a part of your life you wanted to keep remembering.
Joanna Klink, from "Two Trees"
Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Alanis Morissette
a random socialite: âYour rude, spoiled children shouldnât be allowed at these events. They ruin every party they go to.â
Bruce, a rude, spoiled nepo baby currently in a secret competition with his children to see who can ruin this gala first: ââŠuh huh.â
Bruce: I've prepared another training presentation-
*collective batkid groaning*
Bruce: -Because I've heard some of you praise Tim-
Tim: God forbid I have an ounce of positive feedback!
Bruce: - For some of the things he said while fighting Jason in Titan's Tower.
Tim: .....Ok in my defense! You never had one of these PowerPoint presentations for what to do if your predecessor comes back from the dead!
Jason: Yeah! Where are the slides telling us what to do if we're suffering from extreme pit madness!
Bruce: At the end of this presentation. May I continue?
*Collective Batkid grumbling*
Bruce: Good. When engaging someone affected by the Lazarus Pits, you should not say anything purposefully antagonistic. There is no such thing as "throwing them off their rhythm" or "making them make a mistake" in these instances.
Tim: Oh if only there had been a ridiculously comprehensive slideshow about what I should've done!!
Bruce: The more you interrupt me, the longer this will take. Since there is no reason to incite anger in a person already filled with murderous rage, there is no use for the following phrases; "That explains why you smell like a musty bitch". "I'm wearing my nicest Robin costume for you and you couldn't be bothered to clean the grave dirt from under your nails". "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me". "Hit me again, and I'll sleep with your mom"-
Dick: Tim, that last one was way out of line. Do not threaten to sleep with people's parents. You're not Selina. You can't get away with it
Jason: In TimTam's defense, if I was myself at the time, I would've been impressed by the sheer audacity of what he was saying. I definitely would've slipped up or just left him alone
T.S. Eliot, The Wasteland.
Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.
Future!Damian: Your husband-
Tim: My what.
Future!Damian: You're slower than I remember.
Dick: Hey.
Future!Damian: Sorry, that was unnecessary.
Tim:
Future!Damian: You're married. Five years by now. *checks his clock* This June.
Tim: And you know the moth?
Future!Damian: Kinda hard not to, I was your best man.
Tim:
Future!Damian:
Tim: Y-
Future!Damian: Relax. I'm joking with you.
Future!Damian: It was Jason.
Tim: ᎔ âżá”á”á” á”á” ËĄá”Êž á”á”Ê·âż
If the batkids had a podcast. Part. lX
Redhood: How does it felt to be Batman?
Nightwing: First of all not many people knows thatâ So thank you very much.
Redhood: You're welcome.
Nightwing: âBatman is gonna be so happyâ
Redhood (close to the mic): Hi dad.
Nightwing: "Hi dad" (chokes) Stop that. (giggles) Don't do thatâ
Redhood (closer): "Hi father"
Nightwing: (giggles harder) Don'tâ I want to make it very clear that every answer I'm giving here is against my willâ
Redhood: I'm pointing a gun at him.
Nightwing: Redhood is pointing a gun at meâ
Was thinking about how Jason and Damian are exactly 10 years apart in age and how if Talia did decide to give joint custody of baby Damian it would make it around the same time that Jason was robin and the opportunity to draw my two boys as babies how could I not
Still thinking about Batman #133 where Tim had to stop himself from killing a guy. Like a week without Batman and Timâs already like âI could just tell myself heâs not a living creature <3â
joker killed batman instead of jason
man having friends but not being part of any group sucks when the different groups go out the same night and none of them invited you
Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 50 ft tall ancient Basilisk
