Idk

I spend most of my time on the internet & I watch videos of people that don't know I exist 

[catboydan]

saying "you missed the memo" on reading out a question asking how to get over a breakup is the most fucking quintessential not-quite-a-hard-launch thing they've said so far

[les-maux-doux]

sometimes you read a fanfiction to distract and enjoy yourself but you end up reading a dialogue or a sentence that fundamentally changes who you are as a person and how you perceive the world around you, and honestly i wouldn't have it any other way

[antique-symbolism]

it’s been years and I’m still thinking about that interaction I had with a cashier that went something like

Cashier: Are you military?

Me: No.

Cashier: Do you want to lie and say you’re military for the 10% discount?

[cadoized]

[straighthater]

i may be ugly and untalented

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

but…?

[straighthater]

thats all

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[adelaide-swiftheart-sso]

AO3 went down mid fic for me, but goddamnit they are LEGENDS. 1 minute after it went down, they were posting that they were looking into it. Bless you AO3 devs/support.

[cesperanza]

AO3 SYSTEMS TEAM YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZE.  I BOW BEFORE YOU.

[disasterenergy]

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

[starblaster]

the united states of america hates children

[starblaster]

if it were not explicitly illegal to make kids work long hours, companies in this country would be scheduling 14 year olds with 8 to 12 hour shifts just like they exploit the adults they employ. the foster care system in this country is a nightmare. the corporal punishment debate feels like it’s never going to end; there are still parents who feel that they are ‘within their right’ to hit and spank their kids and there was a bill introduced to the house of representatives as recently as february of 2021 that has once again proposed ending corporal punishment in schools. nearly every private school in this country, except for those in new jersey and iowa, is still legally allowed to punish children physically. the public school system is a traumatizing mess with intense grading scales and attendance policies that aggressively punish kids of color, poor kids, disabled kids, and neurodivergent kids. the way federal funding for schools is determined in part by adequacy and ‘basic skills’ test scores makes me want to scream. every environmental health crisis has directly impacted developing children severely and the government doesn’t care enough to do anything about it. occurrences of gun violence in schools are so frequent that we have drills in every one of this country’s public schools, treating school shootings as though they’re as inevitable as severe weather or accidental fires.

this country seriously just fucking hates kids.

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

when u fall in the bounce house and everyone keeps jumping so you can’t get up

[itakesurveys]

Ask Questions

Ask, ask, ask! Send me a # 

1. What was the name of the first person you ever had a crush on? Why did you like them?

2. What is one thing you regret having done or not done in your life?

3. Which parent do you identify with the most?

4. What do you think you cook or bake the best?

5. If you could change your first name what would it be?

6. Can you hula hoop?

7. What embarrasses you the most in front of other people?

8. Have you considered running for president?

9. If you had to choose one thing you were most passionate about, what would it be and why?

10. Who are you most envious of—real or fictional—and why?

11. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

12. Are ghosts real?

13. Are aliens real?

14. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?

15. What are your favorite style of underwear?

16. What’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard?

17. How about the sweetest song?

18. Do you know how to play dominoes?

19. What’s under your bed?

20. Have you ever prank called someone?

21. 100 kittens or 3 baby sloths?

22. Are you proud of what you’re doing with your heart and time right now?

23. Why or why not?

24. How many bones have you broken?

25. Have you ever won anything? Big or small?

26. If you could buy one material thing, and money was not an issue, what would it be?

27. What’s your favorite movie from your childhood?

28. What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?

29. What’s the best way to comfort you when you’re having a really terrible day?

30. Has anything/anyone every saved your life before?

31. Would you ever adopt a child?

32. What is one thing you’re embarrassed to admit you want to try?

33. If you were a cake which cake would you be?

34. What is the most important material possession you have and why?

35. What is the most important memory you have and why?

36. When was the last time you cried?

37. How old was your mother when she had you?

38. Which famous person would you like to be BFFs with?

39. Is there something you wish you had said sorry for but never did?

40. Have you been on your first date? If so, how did it go?

[itakesurveys]

Ask Questions

Ask, ask, ask! Send me a # 

1. What was the name of the first person you ever had a crush on? Why did you like them?

2. What is one thing you regret having done or not done in your life?

3. Which parent do you identify with the most?

4. What do you think you cook or bake the best?

5. If you could change your first name what would it be?

6. Can you hula hoop?

7. What embarrasses you the most in front of other people?

8. Have you considered running for president?

9. If you had to choose one thing you were most passionate about, what would it be and why?

10. Who are you most envious of—real or fictional—and why?

11. Where is the most beautiful place on earth and why?

12. Are ghosts real?

13. Are aliens real?

14. How old is the most expired item in your fridge?

15. What are your favorite style of underwear?

16. What’s the saddest song you’ve ever heard?

17. How about the sweetest song?

18. Do you know how to play dominoes?

19. What’s under your bed?

20. Have you ever prank called someone?

21. 100 kittens or 3 baby sloths?

22. Are you proud of what you’re doing with your heart and time right now?

23. Why or why not?

24. How many bones have you broken?

25. Have you ever won anything? Big or small?

26. If you could buy one material thing, and money was not an issue, what would it be?

27. What’s your favorite movie from your childhood?

28. What food will you absolutely not, under any circumstances, eat?

29. What’s the best way to comfort you when you’re having a really terrible day?

30. Has anything/anyone every saved your life before?

31. Would you ever adopt a child?

32. What is one thing you’re embarrassed to admit you want to try?

33. If you were a cake which cake would you be?

34. What is the most important material possession you have and why?

35. What is the most important memory you have and why?

36. When was the last time you cried?

37. How old was your mother when she had you?

38. Which famous person would you like to be BFFs with?

39. Is there something you wish you had said sorry for but never did?

40. Have you been on your first date? If so, how did it go?

[ballpointe]

things you don’t point out about people:

acne

cuts

Scars

body hair in places you’re not used to it being???

fat rolls/curves

how much/how little they’re eating

how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are

How fat they are.

If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed

If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

[lanatation]

let me add

• their smile- you have no idea how this can fuck someone’s self confidence up

• their nose - just don’t. ever. not even as a joke.

• if they wear long sleeves or pants in the summer.

• clothes - let people wear what they want to wear

• height

please be kind

[skin-daydreams]

A rule to live by: If it can’t be fixed in 5 minutes, don’t say it.

[the-fangirl-sunstorm-deactivate]

Ohh that’s a good rule

[ballpointe]

things you don’t point out about people:

acne

cuts

Scars

body hair in places you’re not used to it being???

fat rolls/curves

how much/how little they’re eating

how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are

How fat they are.

If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed

If they sweat a lot

don’t do it

don’t

[lanatation]

let me add

• their smile- you have no idea how this can fuck someone’s self confidence up

• their nose - just don’t. ever. not even as a joke.

• if they wear long sleeves or pants in the summer.

• clothes - let people wear what they want to wear

• height

please be kind

[skin-daydreams]

A rule to live by: If it can’t be fixed in 5 minutes, don’t say it.

[the-fangirl-sunstorm-deactivate]

Ohh that’s a good rule

[literallysame]

oh my god

[shoe-sheriff]

They killed him

[cuisses-de-tonnerre]

he is no longer here, he is sitting on the comfort couch

[literallysame]

oh my god

[shoe-sheriff]

They killed him

[cuisses-de-tonnerre]

he is no longer here, he is sitting on the comfort couch

[littleshitphil]

remember when dan liked this tweet, im dying a little bit lmao

[ken-obiwan]

every so often this reappears on my dash and it always makes my day