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had a dream that there was a new kitchen nightmares episode where gordon ramsay visited this cafe that was like a dr seuss themed restaurant that's not actually affiliated with dr seuss' family and was just owned by this one local family who's in severe debt.

the only dr seuss theming they do was that the food they served was also just the bare minimum of dr seuss theming, like lasagna but "named as dr seuss characters" and they don't even serve stuff like green eggs and ham or some shit and they make all the wait staff roleplay as dr seuss characters. except there's also this one guy who's the owner's 15 year old son who roleplays as beetlejuice for some reason and he's the one that serves chef ramsay's initial order. ramsay just gets flabbergasted and goes "beetlejuice is not a dr seuss character" and demands he gets another waiter with a dr seuss character and his new waitress is this fat lady dressed as the cat in the hat. her name was "freench" short for "freencheska" and she was just completely plastered and rude but always spoke in this high pitched droopy imitation voice and rhymed her sentences and chef ramsay immediately hated her. i remember her going "im thirsty that's a fact. time to get wasted as fack" and drinking gin out of a bottle.

and then ramsay watches them working on a night and freench pretty much takes the spotlight because she makes a kid cry with her weird behaviour, drinks in front of people, eats their food. the owner admits freench is his sister and can't fire her and then freench admits that she's been sending the restaurant in deeper debt because she cooks the books and steals some of the money to buy booze and the owner was so furious he was telling ramsay that he was going to kill freench so ramsay had to host an intervention to get freench into rehab but that it took up the whole episode and ramsay forgot to actually refurbish the restaurant and give them new menu items so come opening night freench was gone but they were still serving dogshit food and the head chef of the restaurant just flat out screams and quits.

i woke up crying from that dream for some reason

#freench has never left my mind all day

shiftythrifting

Both hats looked like they were barely worn. TX.

sludgebones

For sale

Custom snapbacks

Barely worn

straycatj

hi, landlady and the cat clan! I graduated college today!!!

Congratulations🎊

I want to have some celebration yummies with you, so would you ask some to my landlady?

straycatj

She hasn't yet

straycatj

Wait every one...he requires yummies after he eats his ordinary meals and takes Maru's, then extra yummies every time

#animals #cats #by allah his greed knows no bounds

aquariumpacific

30 ✨ FLIRTY ✨ THRIVING

Please join us in wishing Shelby the seal a very happy birthday! Shelby is one of the Aquarium’s original animals and was two years old when we opened in 1998.

#animals #seals #she's just like me fr

baseballcardvandals

She gave me her heart, made it real, and then forgot about me. Own this BCV original.

everyteenager4free2

daciancatamite

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

daciancatamite

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

sreegs

(kramer and george at a party, standing and eating food)

kramer: see that? she platemogged you

george: platemogged? what does that mean?

kramer: look at her plate. expertly stacked, filled it with as much as she could put on there. and you... ? (gestures at george's plate)

george (despondent): ... she cant platemog me

#subplot: elaine tries out for the oracle of delphi

amazingfhb

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wizard0rb

it’s the greatest day

#homestarrunner.net

clydecashed-deactivated20200313

just remembered music is real

This post is for fans of MUSIC only

kurayamineko

#pokemon

not100bees

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.