You can't sit with us.

[onlytwitterpics]

[igglooaustralia]

Memes are cancelled. Y'all are getting too deep now

[lohver]

do you ever wonder how many strangers hate you because of how someone else described you to them

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[shiftythrifting]

[mszombi]

I have no idea what type of garment I’m looking at here but I don’t think it was made for a human or any other creature of this earth

[funkdracula]

Jean jort jhirt

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

I really want one of these mini display tents

[taylordswift]

remember that time Lana bought a horse shaped plant for $2,850 

[tiffanyferg-deactivated20190719]

she’s so satisfied

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Because we can

[eba1994-deactivated20200430]

[nonibear11]

Omg lol.

[alexisbloodwood]

BWAHAHAHA

[nostrem]

THEY SAID DONT LAUGH

[dinuguan]

[botanize]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[tittytron]

getting attention on the tumbler dot com

[cuntamination]

[asdfghjiiishsk-deactivated20170]

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER

[amazinglyfetch]

Musicals: A Summary

Act 1: A little funny then gets kinda serious

Act 2: DEATH

[memewhore]

[bran-is-done]

your package has been delivered

[ups-official]

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

[unclebeanbag]

When you need fast delivery we come through

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome