[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[fluff-e-boy]

Do you think you could be trusted with the Death Note?

I’d start killing politicians so quickly you would not believe. I also would get caught instantly

[luidilovins]

You really gotta stagger out your politician killing, that's why you'd get caught.

I get the want to eliminate threats as fast and as violently as physically possible but you're glossing over the fact that you can write down the exact time and date they die up to 23 days in advance which gives you time to control them and get them to do nearly anything you want within reason. You could make them confess to criminal acts or goverment atrocities or make speeches that disregard their whole campaign platform. Depending on their position and level of authority you could make them vote for certain bills to be passed or to directly command aid to foreign nations.

If I had the deathnote I'd make DT confess to all his acts he committed in the Epstine files in explicit detail on live television, have him scream HAIL SATAN to piss off his Christian fundimentalist followers, loudly diarrhea his pants then die of a stroke, utterly ruining his legacy after death to prevent martyrdom and shatter any remaining loyalty to MAGA sentiment.

You're ravenous to the point where you're thinking small potatos when it comes to how much damage you could reverse besides just killing the bastards off. If you plan for the long game you can probably help change policies and have billionaires fully redistribute their wealth and the longer it takes for you to get caught the more of these greedy fuckers you can kill. I would also make sure than none of them die in the same manner or the same locations all with in the span of several years rather than immediately it would be hard for anyone to make a connection that these are willful killings rather than freak accidents or health complications.

I've thought about this a lot.

[animentality]

[segamascott]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[teaboot]

Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)

[watermelonjeager-deactivated201]

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3

[exit-delete-deactivated20220301]

Please stay safe markimoo (

markiplier

) We are all very concerned for you and other youtubers! Someone tag all of the grumps!!!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of july, 2015.

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[depsidase]

[jethroq]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.

[nonbinarybeartrade]

even when they're playing taylor swift in the lobby. You can't break my spirit you vile woman

[poledancingghostson]

I hate to break it to you but all of Taylor Swift’s songs are about lesbian sex

[sunachilles-deactivated20240719]

if you went outside and interacted with real life adult humans you would discover so many wonderful things

[commodore64]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

having a normal one on twitter

[lorddeathofmurdermountain]

Ok but like regardless of how wild this is, what IS wrong with Judy Hopps?

[dr-retard]

shes a cop

[gearboxpraexology]

There's only one exception to ACAB

[dittography-direwolf]

Regardless of if she's a cop I don't approve of her having an abortion.

[dr-retard]

I suppressed that memory, DIE in an automobile accident

[dittography-direwolf]

[wageronancap]

Can we go back to that first comment actually

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what the fuck happened to my post

[that-house]

STOP SCROLLING

YOU HAVE REACHED A TORMENT CHECKPOINT

PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE

DO ONE THOUSAND PUSH-UPS

SHIT YOURSELF

ALRIGHT THAT CONCLUDES THIS TORMENT CHECKPOINT

YOU MAY CONTINUE SCROLLING

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[hiimneptune]

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

[momoboyds]

so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh

[creatingblackcharacters]

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month