Phan trash #666

I tried my best not to be a demon phannie and yet here I am / starkidsandeverythingelse is my main

[diphowell]

"tell me every detail" you love him

[feluka]

the most depressing part is that it's not even kamala's stance on genocide that is costing her the elections. i wish it were. it's people genuinely shifting for trump. but it's the pro-palestine movement that's going to get the blame for it.

[feluka]

obviously she fucked up on that front and on multiple other fronts (an understatement) but if these results have showed anything it's that the alt right white majority will never vote for a black woman even if she were perfect. but liberals will blame arabs for the faults of white nationalism and misogyny. at this point if you're blaming the pro-palestine movement and saying shit like "are you happy now? is this what you wanted?" you're just brimming with anti-arab hatred that you're desperate to release at any given opportunity

[feluka]

so what now? the genocide is still ongoing and the rise of fascism is unimpeded but now people will point to those most affected by it and saying "this is what you wanted, right?" and you and i could spend the next four years arguing and yelling at those people or we can do something that matters.

mahmoud needs to pay his fees in 5 days or he will fail this semester.

amal needs to meet the soaring prices of baby food in gaza for the sake of her daughter maryam.

look out for the vulnerable and watch out for the way people are venting their frustration at fascism by blaming its victims.

[phukbanger]

MY BRAND. MY ENTIRE BRAND.

[spriggan675]

I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

[spriggan675]

Love to see this post getting notes again. None of us are ok.

[orteil42]

i may just be french but do americans really not get paid summer vacations? you don't go to the beach with your kids? "There is no federal or state statutory minimum paid vacation or paid public holidays" am i reading this right? like i'm not trying to rub anyone's face in it but you're just stuck in the rat race year-round until you're old and that's normal and accepted??? in the 21st century???

[coffee-and-manslaughter]

I can't fucking believe we live like this

[jv]

That map is kind of misleading. At least in the case of Spain, but I suspect mostly everywhere else too: you see, here you get 22 mandatory vacation days, yeah, but those are just the ones you get to choose the dates for. Then, you have another 14 days per year of mandatory public holidays. So the minimum number of paid off days is 36 per year, not 22.

If I'm not wrong, the US is the only country in the world with no legally mandated public holidays.

[headspace-hotel]

This makes it seem all the more evil and insidious that the usa tries so hard to infect the world with our version of capitalism...

[pseudophan]

so sorry but that interview has me cry laughing

[pseudophan]

yes yes ok the reporter is maybe a bit pushy but also this is the funniest thing ive read in my life

[bitchslapblastoids]

To this day this exchange is so confusing to me what do either of them actually mean here

[pseudophan]

the interviewer is joking about it being homophobic to call a gay couple Just Good Friends and i think dan's essentially saying 'i'm being vague on purpose, you know what i mean but i'm not gonna say it'

[todaysbird]

happy pride month 2024?

link

[asingingpenguin]

If you like podcasts, You're Wrong About has an episode called Lesbian Seagulls that talks about some of the history as to why same sex behavior in animals hasn't been published. :>

[todaysbird]

A lot of comments and tags are under the misconception that this is mostly due to cowardly researchers - for the most part, there are many researchers interested in homosexual behavior in animals, they just might not be able to find funding or publish their results!!! this is about institutional failures based in homophobia (which is insane because these are ANIMALS), not homophobic researchers turning a blind eye to gay behavior in their studies!

[amazingdamniel]

“Me and the Devil, walking side by side.”

~Please don’t repost/remove text~

Reblogs are appreciated

[mylittleredgirl]

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

[darthmelyanna]

Okay, but this is actually kind of genius.

[gallusrostromegalus]

My family has a related Policy called "The Five Year Rule". Five years after an embarrassing or dramatic event happens to someone, everyone else has to shut up about it. This rule was created to keep some of my aunts from bringing up shit from fifteen and twenty years ago at family dinners.

So if you need to set a statute of Limitations: If it would be fucking rude of your auntie to bring up at thanksgiving, it's rude for your brain to bring up at 3AM too and it needs to eat some mashed potatoes and shut up.

[koreinkorein]

when you’re a bad liar. 

Based on this tweet!

Bonus:

[dysphoria-things]

i think on this website we’ve turned “listen to minorities” into “the oppressed person is always right.” hence why when someone has an opinion and another disagrees, but they’re both minorities, the argument stops being about whos wrong but rather who is MORE oppressed. it’s an abuse of intersectionality

[vacuously-true]

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

[mother-shipper]

[energeticwarrior]

Calling all Dan and Phil fans (former and current)!!! @onfjre and I are trying to put together a giveaway in support of this GoFundMe to help evacuate a Palestinian family out of Gaza. 100% of the proceeds would go towards this fundraiser.

However, we are trying to find things that people would want to be entered in a giveaway for. We are in search of these items because we don't own them ourselves, so if anybody were to have an item like this/something similar that you're willing to part ways with (and donate to the cause), please dm me! Especially if you are a former fan of them and are looking to maybe get rid of it, this is a great way to repurpose old merchandise for a good cause.

Dan and Phil plushies (any era)

Black Phandom Member #xxxxx bracelets from a million years ago

Anything signed

WAD cube(s)

TATINOF box(es)

DNP polaroid(s) from when they were moving and just gave to random fans

If you have something and are unsure of whether or not we would use it, just dm me and we can have a chat. Thanks guys for your help for this important cause!

Please reblog to spread word!

[waywardhells]

when is dan's drag queen era gonna happen it's coming i can smell it

[pseudophan]

phil at 20:46. that is all.

lol. lmao even

[noirhowells-deactivated20250101]

“Easy Bubby”

(Im totally normal rn😁)

[invisible-brandy]

just fascinated with their posture in these screenshots

[manchestereyes]

highlights from the dan and phil stereo show - 12.29.2020 ✨✨

we broke the app the MINUTE the show was about to start

SO MUCH ECHO OH MY GOD

phil got dan a bear sweater for christmas!!! it’s mostly black and white with a little yellow bear in the corner!! so dan can have some color in his life!!!

dan got phil a box of retro sweets and bath pearls for christmas and introduced it by saying “this is how well i know phil” AS IF WE DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW

dan listens to phil’s random ranting

a lot of the early messages just said “i missed you!” and they kept joking about us missing phil and dan said “if you miss me, be specific or i’m gonna assume you’re excluding me okay” and god i missed him dragging us so MUCH you don’t even KNOW

viewers pick my outfits 2 chat!!!

dan: i think you weren’t fair to yourself because you’ve had a style glowup” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

i think dan said his favorite outfit was the one with the cloud jumper?? but the app was cutting out a lot for me there sorry jkfslekgh

edit: ok nvm it was the one with the purple pants! (@ dnp pls be more coherent i am begging you)

THEY TRIED TO FIX THE ECHO BUT IT JUST GOT SO MUCH WORSE

i think they eventually fixed it by disconnecting dan’s headphones or something which resulted in the quote “we’re both coming out of phil’s mouth……… on stereo”

they joked about phil hitting on the tesco guy–phil said he recognized the guy from somewhere and NO JOKE, the guy goes “it’s probably because of the adult movies i’m in” ONLY THEM I SWEAR

THEY BOUGHT A HOUSE!!!!!!! it’s a new build that they’ve spent the past 3 YEARS working on!!! they didn’t design the outside but they designed the entire inside themselves!!!

THE FOREVER HOME IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!

but of course moving has been delayed all year bc of covid

they clearly stated that they won’t be doing a house tour (valid, not something i ever expected anyway)

they’ll both be sad to say goodbye to steve and scraggy 🥺🥺🥺

“if you’re missing steve, why don’t you get yourself a dog”– DOG TALK DOG TALK DOG TALK!!!!!!!!

their camera shut off right when the dog talk started happening and i’m still laughing my entire ass off

they ALMOST had the opportunity to get a dog because they were going to be part of a charity dog adopting tv show but they couldn’t because the house wasn’t ready yet 😭😭😭😭😭

DAPG TALK!!!!!

basically, they haven’t made a full decision on the future of dapg but future joint content is basically an inevitability DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING

dan said they paused the gaming channel so he can sort his shit out, he’s still in that pausing period but he appreciates how much we miss him

they talked about the dan photo from september (you know the one) and dan’s attitude interview and told a funny story about how dan’s boot got really stuck as he was trying to put it on but i honestly don’t remember most of this bc of the previous emotional whiplash i’m so sorry y’all

oh yeah phil said something about lubing up dan’s foot during the boot story and i just kjflsjlfsgjlghslgh

dan joked about a “dan ass reveal” and just wow i really missed jokey dan alright

phil pitched both a sci fi show and a game show!!!! but they fell through :(((

dan fixed up dan’s hair after phil tried cutting his own hair 🥺🥺🥺

“in the dan and phil house, we’re very versed in the pasta section of food” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

they did joint yoga and there was a point where a really sad song came on in their mix and it made them both cry :(((((

they talked a bit about what dan’s been up to over his long break!!! (according to phil, he’s been “stressed but inspired”)

dan is working on 3 things: the book, something that got delayed by covid and something that can’t happen until a bunch of people can come together (book tour???)

the book was supposed to be the last thing dan did but now it’s the first thing??

phil was the first person to read dan’s book!!! his review: it’s rubbish! (jokingly, of course slfjslgh)

there’s been moments where phil brought dan tea while he’s been in his writing zone 🥺🥺🥺🥺

they talked about tabinof/tatinof for a second :((((

they talked a bit about dan’s book and phil was really supportive, he thinks it will help people and it helped him learn some things that could help him and he learned a bit about dan too!!! he thinks it’s a very exciting time and he’s hyped for dan

dan: next year may be very exciting

dan is very appreciative of all our support and thanked us all for being here over the years. “we would have nothing if it weren’t for you. so, i appreciate you and i love you.” 🥰🥰🥰

dan:  is this the stereo exclusive segment phil in the blanks! WOW!!!

dan: do you think that since coming out of the closet, it has increased the likelihood that we’re gonna degenerate into filth, or that it’s just our natural tendency to kind of ruin any innocent moment by being weird”

phil feels more open now!!! he doesn’t have to hold back the gay!!!

dan: if a gay person dyes their hair, they are a visibly spiraling crisis twink

phil: i want to be a crisis twink!

dan does not want to dye his hair because he thinks it’ll make it clear that he’s going through something but phil says maybe he’ll dye his hair (LMAO)

baking video chat 🥺🥺🥺 (nothing we haven’t heard before but i’m soft anyway)

their siri went off to tell them their camera was turning off, phil: siri loves me and hates you

dan: how many shrimp do you have to eat, phil: before you turn pink! (I MISSED THEIR LITTLE SONGS SO MUCH SHUT UPPPP)

dan: we spent more time discussing the intricacies of flamingos than where the fuck i’ve been for the last year and a half–AKSJEFLSKHG

dan: i’d like to do a 17 and a half hour stage show, that’s why i uploaded an obnoxiously long coming out experience

one of the last phil in the blanks was LEGIT bdsm (this is the content the 18+ app was for) and phil told a story of how when they were house hunting, they toured a house with a 50 shades of grey room SKJFLSDHGKLSJLGH

harry styles was the nicest of the 1d boys to phil upon leaving the interview, he said “thanks, that was really fun. i had a good time” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

only one band that they interviewed was rude to them

little mix was the nicest band that they interviewed, according to phil!!!

dan, singsongy: phil,,,, he put himself in the blank and the blank is full of phil! yEAHHHHHH

dan, normally: and now we both simultaneously get banned from stereo. everyone regrets that they heard or saw dan. they want him to do another 7 mysterious projects he can’t talk about, but take another 17 years so he can just go away and be quiet. hey dan, you’re going on this journey to work out who you are and free yourself from the shackles of your past so you can live healthy and happily in the future. STOP SAYING WEIRD STUFF!!!! (PLS I MISSED SARCASTIC DAN SO MUCH)

dan: i just wanna say, as this whole thing comes to an end: thank you for having me, phil. thank you for watching, person at home. it’s been a year. hopefully the people who are commenting “WHO’S WATCHING THIS IN 2079!!!!!!” will go “wow, that was weird” but we all got through it and life became new and exciting. was dan ever alive? i guess we’ll find out.

dan, in a weird goose voice: bye! i loved you all! have a nice evening! (look i just missed this goofiness so much okay)

they were so flirty??? and we got so many gay jokes????

but most importantly, they were both so happy and excited to chat with us, dan especially

this was genuinely the highlight of my entire year. it was SO well worth the 2 year wait, their bants are just the same as they always are and we know how happy they are together. the future is so so bright and i, for one, have never been more grateful. thank you dnp. i think we all needed that more than you will ever know. 🥺🥺🥺