CACKLING about camp in mango shallergies verse because i imagine they do lunch/snacks with the kids, and I'm cracking up imagining a kid eats some orange slices, starts getting hives, and the other kiddos go oh this is an Adult Problem, so they grab ilya as the closest adult
and ilya is used enough to allergies atp that he doesn't freak out or anything, so he's already calm, but the kid is like, "it's okay, I'm only a little allergic š„°"
and ilya just "...y-you know you are allergic but ate them anyway??? why???"
and kiddo "š¤¤ they're so good š¤¤"
and ilya
"new camp rule!! everyone with allergies: š£ļøSTOP EATING ALLERGIESš£ļø"
that includes YOU, hollander
This reminds me of that scene in the Long Game where Shane is freaking out over the medical grind and says "one of the kids is allergic to eggs"
And Ilya days "then we won't throw eggs at the kids "
To Ilya it's very simple but Shane. Shane knows.
that kid is going to find eggs. he KNOWS that kid is going to find eggs. like a little bloodhound, that kid is going to search them out and feast while they can.
ilya doesn't truly understand why shane is so bothered about this when they of all people know about maintaining allergy-friendly environments until shane just, "ilya. eggs are their mangoes."
and then ilya is finally ...oh FUCK
