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I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge
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The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.
similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken
people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months
God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.
Live blog my reactions to The Oldest View starting now:
The Rolling Giant (The Oldest View Part 3)
- 11:00 — bro did you not arm yourself first
- 11:00 — why does the video have the same visual effect that radiation has on video
-11:12 — I know of the giant was he part of the art exhibit and is cUrSeD? Knowing Kane it’s so much more but idk yet
-11:18 — Broccoli, Broccolini, Broccoli Rabe, Beans, Butternut Squash Buttercup Squash, Baby Bib Lettuce, Bok Choy
-12:34 — Haha he said the thing
-15:46 — bro got jumpscared by the AMC elevator
End of Part 3:
- how did that thing get up the stairs?
- did the camera guy slip? Was he pushed my something?
- how did they get out
- the giant is terrifying but also a lil goofy, as all horror should be
Live blog my reactions to The Oldest View starting now:
The Rolling Giant (The Oldest View Part 3)
- 11:00 — bro did you not arm yourself first
- 11:00 — why does the video have the same visual effect that radiation has on video
-11:12 — I know of the giant was he part of the art exhibit and is cUrSeD? Knowing Kane it’s so much more but idk yet
-11:18 — Broccoli, Broccolini, Broccoli Rabe, Beans, Butternut Squash Buttercup Squash, Baby Bib Lettuce, Bok Choy
-12:34 — Haha he said the thing
-15:46 — bro got jumpscared by the AMC elevator
Live blog my reactions to The Oldest View starting now:
The Rolling Giant (The Oldest View Part 3)
- 11:00 — bro did you not arm yourself first
- 11:00 — why does the video have the same visual effect that radiation has on video
-11:12 — I know of the giant was he part of the art exhibit and is cUrSeD? Knowing Kane it’s so much more but idk yet
Live blog my reactions to The Oldest View starting now:
The Rolling Giant (The Oldest View Part 3)
- 11:00 — bro did you not arm yourself first
- 11:00 — why does the video have the same visual effect that radiation has on video
He is very
He is very
Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search
I feel like it hardly matters anymore, but Flock isn't the only unsecured intrusive data selling crime inventing AI hallucinating automated license plate reading mass surveillance camera operators. Axon and Motorola and Amazon and ALPR and CCTV and security cameras should be equally rejected. All surveillance must go.
There is no such thing as benign surveillance.
You are never monitored for your safety.
It also deeply bothers me how many people pull the "okay now ask the average African American how they feel about gay and trans people" as a gotcha, to try to act as though Black people specifically hate and are oppressing queer and trans people (and as if we just, AREN'T those things too).
Buddy ask the average White American how they feel about gay and trans people, since we're taking the census and the piss. Hell, look at the people in charge currently pushing anti trans and anti queer legislation and tell me how they identify. Look at the racial demographics of our last election and tell me who you think is out here going rah rah for the gays and theys.
The audacity to suggest that my entire community is homophobic (I.e., you spend zero time around Black queer and trans folk) but somehow yours is worthy of a closer, more nuanced look... Really some OG white supremacy, actually! "Those savages, they don't understand things like gender and sexuality, they're just angry uncultured brutes!" -mentality shared between 1700s race scientists and 2026 You, apparently.
Some folks was really out here lying with those #BLM pins 😭
i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.
The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though
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btw this is laerte. She is 73 now! Making art and being happy! It's never too late to transition
She's now 75 (as at 12th July 2026),
If you want to see more of her work try:
https://www.instagram.com/laerteminotaura/
“The LEGO Movie was my favorite movie of 2014, but it strikes me that the main character was male, because I feel like in our current culture, he HAD to be. The whole point of Emmett is that he’s the most boring average person in the world. It’s impossible to imagine a female character playing that role, because according to our pop culture, if she’s female she’s already SOMEthing, because she’s not male. The baseline is male. The average person is male. You can see this all over but it’s weirdly prevalent in children’s entertainment. Why are almost all of the muppets dudes, except for Miss Piggy, who’s a parody of femininity? Why do all of the Despicable Me minions, genderless blobs, have boy names? I love the story (which I read on Wikipedia) that when the director of The Brave Little Toaster cast a woman to play the toaster, one of the guys on the crew was so mad he stormed out of the room. Because he thought the toaster was a man. A TOASTER. The character is a toaster. I try to think about that when writing new characters— is there anything inherently gendered about what this character is doing? Or is it a toaster?”
— Bojack Horseman creator Raphael Bob-Waksberg commenting on how weird gendered defaults in entertainment are, and why we should think twice about them. Excerpted from this longer original post. (via 360degreesasthecrowflies)