you shouldn't still follow my blog lol

♡

[amazingphanisonfire]

Bend it over and smack it from the back it’s almost Hard Monday ™

[marlodramatic]

dnp for the 3000th time in 6 months: we're... in love btw

all of us:

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

I think it would be very cool to be able to breathe underwater. Expressly for the purpose of sitting on the seafloor and closing your eyes and blocking out noise except for the water. So peaceful. I think that would fix me

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[pseudophan]

dan and phil's grasp on science is so fascinating. we ate a little too much salt and went insane, sorryyy. like okay

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[dpdailyupdate]

Comments liked by Phil on ‘Reacting to 20 YEARS of my Youtube’

[femboydaniel]

dan and phil still looking for phan proof in big 2026

[youmissedthememo]

They’re not allowed to like posts about them being married actually

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[diphowell]

I make you laugh.

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[amazingphanisonfire]

The state of the world unfolding on the internet anytime I open social media: 🔥😥🤬👹💥💵💣🔫🔪

Dan and Phil doing the lords work to distract: 👯‍♂️🤪💞🌞✨🎤💜📸💟😂

[amazingphanisonfire]

Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Why is this tumblr game cat sending me questions? Idk but I like him, he’s quirky, and I’ll answer :)

The forest is a top fav because it used to glitch and make me laugh and then jumpscare me

[sazzzzed]

‘The worst he could say is no’

Phil: eats the ring

[amazingphanisonfire]

I’m going to need DRASTIC context for this one Howell 🐰

[blankslate]

new acronyms

smao- suffering my ass off sol- suffering out loud rofs- rolling on the floor suffering