you shouldn't still follow my blog lol

♡

[amazingphanisonfire]

Not them [Dan] ing DAN ON THE FRICKIN NEWS

[reunitedinterlude]

obsessed w the contrast <3

[aquamarinemoonlit]

he is screaming out of happiness

[amazingphanisonfire]

YES PHIL LETS ALL GET HARD IN THE SAME ROOM AS A PHAMILY

[amazingphanisonfire]

I’ve been dehydrated since 2020

No electrolytes can cure this

[literally-lillias-wife]

Whys he looking at me like its my fault YOU CHOSE HIM

[nonbinary-phlesbian]

omg phil finally has found something to do with his hands in photos… put an arm around dan

[sunchildsatoru]

you will not get through this tour

[jazzystarisnotonfire13]

'omg new pizza mukbang video, i bet this will be my new comfort video!!'

i was then shot 57 times

[haloturnstables]

hard launch textposts !!

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[phanyaoi]

guys have we considered that during this tour, phil will turn 40 years old. like has anyone thought about that?

[phanyaoi]

can you imagine loving someone at 18, then watching them turn 40? how fucking important and insane that is??

[amazingphanisonfire]

Tonight is soft, tomorrow shall be hardened

[amazingphanisonfire]

And honestly I’m glad I got to go see the Terrible Influence tour. I’m not even mad that I can’t go see Hard Launch

Because if I did

I’d have to have hand to hand combat with Dan and Phil

Why you ask?

For being big huge LIARS for literally 16 years

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WASNT CRAZY FOR THINKING THEY KISSED DURING THE CUTS OF PINOF

W H A T D O Y O U M E A N B Y T H A T

[ahappyphjl]

they are just so incredibly cute together :’)

[amazingphanisonfire]

Woke up hard and ready for launch 🫡

[amazingphanisonfire]

Okay but I should be emotionally entitled to good D and P seats and they’re gone within 30 minutes 😭😭

PLEASE HIT MY DMS WITH YOUR RESALES FOR DPAC TOUR IM BEGGING

[amazingphanisonfire]

I’m literally begging, I’ll lay out every Phan credential I have since 2012 PLEASE

[infectiouspiss]

oh fuck we're gonna get remastered vampire money . my pesis

[amazingphanisonfire]

Okay but I should be emotionally entitled to good D and P seats and they’re gone within 30 minutes 😭😭

PLEASE HIT MY DMS WITH YOUR RESALES FOR DPAC TOUR IM BEGGING

[amazingphanisonfire]

Bend it over and smack it from the back it’s almost Hard Monday ™