"You know what Smaug can do? Breath fire. You know what I can do? Breath fire. By the way, there are no white orcs in the Hobbit Unexpected Journey. Beat that genius."
"Man, you look for any chance you can to compare yourself to a dragon. And you're right, there wasn't a white orc in The Hobbit. You have passed the test. You may now join the high council of elves on their journey to the Grey Havens!"














