"Wait your dad's name isn't John?" Derek looked at him confused
"Noah"
Derek made a face "Why did you say no like that?"
"What" Stiles finally gave Derek all his attention
"Why did you say no ahhh"
Stiles was laughing so hard he was doubled over with tears in his eyes
Once he could breath again he looked up at a very scowly Derek
"Holy shit dude that was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard"
"You'd think by now I'd be used to your weirdness and understand what is going on"
"My dad's name is Noah" he spelled it out "But when I was a kid I didn’t know that so when someone asked me I said John because it was the first thing that came to mind"
"But you still call him that"
"Yeah because my mom thought it was hilarious and also started calling him John so it kinda became a thing. We would both call him John and he would act all pissed off about it then we would all laugh”
