I Like the Darkness; It's Friendly

You can see my writing when you've pried it from my cold, dead hands. And even then good luck because I will have glued it to my cold, dead hands.

[theboywithburninghands]

I can’t figure out what the hell is going on with Tumblr so here’s my pretentious, minimalist, standoffish profile intro. Thing.

I don’t have a nickname or anything so just call me whatever.

I am 30, cis male, bisexual, not looking for a relationship.

I live in the Southern United States

Birthday 03/22

Anxiety, Depression, ADHD. The Tumblr Starter Kit.

Minors DNI (I say what I like on my page, I’d feel more comfortable if you were 18 or older here.)

People that fake disorders also DNI. That is an instant no.

My interests change. At the moment they’re The Amazing Digital Circus and FromSoftware. I also enjoy horror media, SCP, Stephen King, Junji Ito and the like.

You can ask me stuff if you like.

I don’t take requests, but I might take commissions at some point

My current stories are:

Rosenrot (ongoing): Funnybunny fic set in North Carolina inspired by Beauty and The Beast and Stephen King. My own AU. Meant for mature audiences. Deals with themes of depression and self loathing/self acceptance

Staples (completed): Gaslight District fic following the fallout of the Angel Egg Heist, introduces some new Virtues (two of them belong to @toonsforkicks22 who is also a co author on Rosenrot) and how their loyalties are tested upon meeting The Smiling Dead.

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

Videodrome (1983)

[toonsforkicks22]

Delete + reset AU: Welcome home, Caine 🐝

Even though Ep 9 turned out different it’s nice to imagine if Caine returned as a baby. Daddy Kinger and Momni are ready to restart him right! With every update of his upbringing!

Original

[theboywithburninghands]

Ken: Get out of there Mel! GET OUT OF THE TANK!

Mel, poking her head out of the top of a loaded, working tank: You’re not my dad.~

Ken: I AM your dad, get DOWN FROM THERE-

Mel: You’re not my- I’m in a tank and you’re not!~

[theboywithburninghands]

Holy shit, for real? So this was the one to do it.

[noble-crimson]

Some of my favorite frog characters 🐸💚

[toonsforkicks22]

My dad texted me that verse the night we saw the finale in theaters. Thought it was fitting since I strongly believe abstraction can be healed over time. Just takes a while for the outer self to chip away and find that person again.

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[zoesupreme]

he's so real tho

[toskarin]

[snowbairdd]

What if she was right? What if I was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful? Buried alive and suffocating to death on the other side of a television screen?

I SAW THE TV GLOW (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

[geekynerfherder]

'Jaws' by Andrew Swainson.

Officially licensed 27" x 40" archival pigment print, in a numbered One Sheet edition of 250 for £49.99.

On sale Thursday July 2 at 6pm UK through Vice Press.

[six-demon-bag]

NOROI: THE CURSE (2005) ノロイ dir. Koji Shiraishi

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[fakecrfan]

[theboywithburninghands]

3000 posts!

Huh Wha?!

[theboywithburninghands]

I dunno if this is a hot take or anything but I am profoundly uninterested in seeing “The Odyssey.” Like to the point of not even wanting to look at the trailers. Is this “Nolan Fatigue” or whatever?

[toonsforkicks22]

Things in the circus have never been more FELINE! 🐱

(App is called Cat Condo and I’m two levels away from achieving the ULTIMATE KITTY)

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]