The Best Of A Wandering Mind

Hi! I’m Anna. ☀️♐️-🌙♍️ 26/ she-her

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[energyprison]

[blignick]

[teaboot]

BESPOKE

[feraligatr]

there’s at least one mean bone in my body

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[ajwestx]

we learn from history that most people do not learn from history

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[basicallyedd]

"preTTy paintings for my preTTy woman"

[basicallyedd]

i was credited as his muse 🥹 ARE YOU KIDDING

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[lycosouris]

NOW we're talking

[lycosouris]

Another one to see it eat

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[orteil42]

there's this sort of default assumption online that you're meant to have watched the latest defunctland, hbomberguy or dan olson video in a manner i'd compare to "catch the game last night?"

[egberts]

homestuck day observed

[egberts]

*tired disgruntled middle aged mom voice* okay everyone gather around the kringlefucker and let's get this over with

[lolitslloyd]

the kringlewhat

[corvidmancer]

This thing

[thestuffedalligator]

Do you think I meant to write "stoopid" google docs. Do you think I meant to describe a character as "stoopid." Do you think that is what I meant to do

[valuedeversourcecustomer]