My Life

25, graphic designer, female, kinda got anxiety n' shit, and hopelessly in want of love, or maybe some mental stability

[benevolenterrancy]

LETTERKENNY ANIMALS CROSSING, YES PLEASE

[anxietyproblem]

By @psych2gotalk​

[justanother-depressedteenagegirl]

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“I Gotta Feeling” with every second beat removed

[gynoidwren]

wait…how is this…better?

[kelpforestdwellers]

I Got Ling

[kelpforestdwellers]

i got ling (woo-ooh!)

that chick’s gonna eat a good nut

turn down! let’s go! i’m horny!

let’s go! go ashy! like ‘aww’!

jump over! let’s g–

i know you have always

get down, oh i hnn snoose aww

‘ss down only, let’s see a 'ss down in the ch- ch- ch-

fill ya craw! look antsy! just–

let’s Pam! wh'sham! let’s groove!

and do it ge– and do it, do it, do it, do it!

i got vim (woo-ooh!)

that chick’s gonna eat a good nut

turn down! let’s go! i’m horny!

let’s go! go ashy! like 'aww’!

jump over! let’s–

fill up! tov! look dancin’! just–

let’s Pam! wh'sham! let’s groove!

and do it ge– and do it, do it, do it, do it!

here we– here we– we got a–

easy, easy, now we a–

fill this party! back it up!

round it up and go round!

one two, one two, fry got an attitude

keep– keep– keep– what we know way

party gay! party gay!

i got vim (woo-ooh!)

that chick’s gonna eat a good nut

[thestoryofaphantom]

No one ever gives a genuine fuck about me. I’m so sick and tired of being so alone and it honestly physically hurts at night when I lay there thinking about what a worthless push over I am.

[ripe]

shryma on ig

[studentlifeproblems]

Does anyone know what day it is today?

[rattboo-deactivated20210224]

like junetember 75th i think

[official-lucifers-child]

march 33rd

[etceteraetcetc]

its frickin april?

[official-lucifers-child]

bullshit

[guiltiest-gear]

It’s fucking Christmas you morons

[rheevalka]

It’s the 88th day of Christmas

[jordynthepotato]

it’s october 195

[nookisms]

It’s like the 33rd day of the fourth decade of 2020

[eggrolls-and-fandoms]

It’s 4pm. Days and months don’t exist, only 4pm.

[zaldrizdoron-darilaros]

It is simultaneously 3am and 5pm and there are no other times

[stevviefox]

Thus proof human kind has entered the Long, Dark, Teatime of the Soul.

[raimagnolia]

You know that eerie twilight zone feeling you get in the quiet between 1 and 2 am? That, but always. That is the date.

[secretroomba]

It is September 9728th, 1993

[nofilterzone13]

This post is wholesome

[ripe]

🌸🐸🌺

[hgk477]

Hey everyone! We need your help to create the best party game ever!

Introducing… What The Plot?!

How does it work?

1.) Take a Prompt Card.

Ex. ’Tell us about the time a vampire hit on you.‘ 

2.) You have one minute to bullshit a story.

After the minute is up, the player next to you needs to continue your story and so on. 

However! There is also a pile of cards each with three words on it. Every turn you draw a card and have to use one of the three words from it in your story. Ex. breadstick, cactus, werewolf.’ If you don’t use one of the words during your turn, you lose points. If you can’t continue the story then you also lose points. And if your story is really awful, other players can play the ‘Boo Card’, causing you to lose a catastrophic amount of points. The player who is not the worst wins!

We have already found a supplier and a distribution center in both the US and Europe. We really want to know what you think. Let’s create this game together and make it the best it can possibly be. Are you in?

[jojos-mess]

Please make this a thing. I’d soooo get this!!

[nymerianightmares]

where can I get updates???

[fenderrawr]

Suggestion to call it: 

What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t

[gaymerwantinggaythings-blog]

^ Genius

[cyhyryth-deactivated20210905]

This is an awesome concept! An alternative rule could be instead of losing points, people could also maybe take a sip of their drink, it would make the stories even more entertaining. I would definitely play this as a drinking game with my friends!

[hgk477]

We need your input! We need more Prompt Cards and really need your help in shaping this game over the next couple of weeks before we launch! [Dec, 2019]

Click here to give feedback and to sign up to help create this party game!

[hgk477]

Guys! It’s happening! “What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t” is going to be available for pre-order this Wednesday!!! (Dec. 18)

Thanks to your feedback we have truly created something epic! Can’t wait to show you the final product!!!!! 

[offensivepanfish]

FUCK YES!

[plutoisaplanet5ever]

I’ve found my calling

[hgk477]

What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!

Get yours here:

creators.teespring.com/what-the-plot

[moon-riptide]

OMG YES FINALLY

[iglovequotes]

https://iglovequotes.net/

[tytranosaurusrex]

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

[chaz]

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date

[amberkayy15]

I AM FEELING THIS ON SUCH A LEVEL. WE NOW FOLLOW EACH OTHER ON INSTA. LOVE ME DUDE

[toastbutteregg]

this is cuter than me

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[stimman4000]

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[anxietyproblem]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[washjones]

I felt this. I really, really felt this.