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nae-nae-supreme

#texts #gifs #this is just megumi's rabbit escape

the planet won't heal until fat butches are a common sight in media

#texts

baradragon

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

#texts

top-cheese

a new joy in my life is those tweets that are like "he looks so relieved to be out of vancouver" "ive never seen him this happy" "green looks so good on him" and then the picture is just like

#texts #godddd #quinn hughes is just Like That

sexhaver

#pics

fresh2definitely

Fuck you if you drive

ryangoslingofficial-deactivated

#texts

dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

#texts

sitervlitoy

pestering my big angry woman every chance I get

#pics #hades 2

vonlipvig

save me father jud duplenticy with your neck tattoo half covered by your priestly attire, your capacity for violence, your troubled past, your steadfast faith, and your infinite supply of kindness when one needs it the most. amen.

#texts

kartoonatic

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is