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[sonicthehedgehog]

There’s nothing quite like a good beach day!

[jordynthepotato]

hey op? What

[crocodile-dandy]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[blapis-blazuli]

Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

[artisticallygay]

Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[mellow-elbow]

Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon

[speeps-highway]

[silvermun]

LIVE AND LEARNN

[jordynthepotato]

NOW YOURE FACEDOWN LN THE FLOOOOOR

[wizard0rb]

and its free

[rotten-dan-art]

Hope yall have a happy pride month!

I had this weird idea about different lgbtq designs for mark of pride cuz u know!! Pride!! So pride pins for everyone! and some hcs while im at it

if u an exclusionist or a terf, you ain’t welcome

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

Potato Candy from 1933

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

Watching him try new recipes is hilarious, also I want to try that now, but I can’t. I know my doctor would be upset if I were to eat 10 cups of powdered sugar mixed with a jar of peanut butter and a potato.

[nontox1cmarkers]

So this happened

and I-

[jordynthepotato]

life imitates art

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[k-asino]

FUCK THIS TUSIGIFKFMFKEKEHHWJEHWJW I DIDNT MISS THIS

[bukatra]

Theres an actual AO3 fanfiction of this. And… its damn good writing.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

aw shucks!

[silvermun]

wait no this is the best one

[tm37-archive]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

OH OKAY. OKAY. FUCK.

[tm37-archive]

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[fivehoursofscreaming]

god. fucking. dammit. yet another asshole who just. fucking. button mashes. and gets notes. what the fuck. ive given up. this guy can get away with this bullshit but. why.

[gaystuffgarbage]

Instagram steal

[doomfox]

He Forrest Gumpin’ it

[jordynthepotato]

I see all.

covers your eyes

[phantomrose96]

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

[phantomrose96]

[super-d]

this long-kept secret was absolutely not meant for the public. But the power is in our hands, now...

[aureateplinko]

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[kenziecore]

ok but

[crystal-rebellion]

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

[that-gay-asian]

@1-800-sat-anic

[1-800-sat-anic-deactivated20220]

oh my god

[bludragongal]

this might just be a Me Thing, but i think it would be hilarious if Spider-Man, the one character known for his wisecracks, just doesn’t understand memes