[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

And now, we wait

[diagon-alli]

[obi-wankenblowme]

[10knotes]

These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[saveallanimals-blog]

[megablaziken]

okay but did it need lightning

[bannxiii]

her name is ‘storm’ not ‘light showers with a chance of sun’

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Squat Magic 

[tukkeebum-deactivated20220722]

[goth-aunt]

You guys are going to glue a dildo on that aren’t you?

[banjiblackbrujo-deactivated2018]

[piscesqueeen]

LMFAOOO

[tarynel]

Thanks for the idea

[90sdefect]

I saw this and the first thing I thought was “somebody is going to use this to shove something else in their ass”

[adonischildsupportcase]

I’ll be passing these out on the street as part of my yearly community charity.

[bitcheslovepearls]

I’m convinced this is what the person that invented this had in mind.

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Nah y'all just perverted lol you Dejeux girl ou pa bon lol

[bitcheslovepearls]

🌚 @kinghispaniola

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

They name this squat magic, but y'all tryna turn this into Squirt magic

[cwote]

In case nobody’s told you today, you’re worthy. You’re valid. I’m glad you exist

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[thelunarnaut]

I like all the new variations to memes we’re desperately trying to preserve with the loss of Vine.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Salem News, Ohio, January 13, 1908

[naamahdarling]

[strawbebbynya]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

[dretanya]

[motleymoose]

@nerdaday

[xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806]

give them the blankets

[npcdeath]

top bottom or vers is outdated and without nuance i propose we incorporate dom sub and switch to the mix like a d&d alignment chart

[npcdeath]

Like This

[quickweaves]

I… gays…I don’t know

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whoever put the “b” in subtle was a troll

[spintowin]

she’s out there making owl noises

[techtonicactivity]

who

[big-chief-woodenhead]

[great-tweets]

The professor gets an A+

[elfvenomm]

ME @fierce-katzchen

[milky-katzchen]

I would show up at my professors house for some shit like this

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[intoxibello]

I’m gonna name my daughter Theresa but pronounce it like “there’s a”.

[intoxibello]

Theresa Snakeinmyboot

[zagreus]

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

[zagreus]

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

[zagreus]

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

[winstonthewide]

Im sorry- WHAT THE FUCK?

Is molten fuckin’ metal/rock/whatever seriously the same deal as swinging your finger through a candle??

[spacesharkadventures]

THE FORGE GOD

[desyphur]

this is the lidenfrost effect, his hand is soaked in water. when the water contacts the molten material it instantly evaporates because of the heat, causing a brief ‘shield’ of steam around his hand.

[illogicallyy]

Thank u science side of tumblr

[bduff]

Also, don’t ever do this on purpose.

[mxtraculous]

Also, don’t ever do this on accident.

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to