every.freaking.day

all good fun about how we really feel about everyday stuff; fair warning: I do love me my Oscar Isaac, Star Trek, Star Wars, Jimmy Fallon, HP and Community; no copyright infringement intended :)

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Is it just me or is the BMW VBX6 threatening me?

#SexyButScary #BMW #Vantablack #BlackestBlack

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My friend: Why are you breathing so loudly?? It's really distracting.

Bitch, I'm trying not to die.

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When customer service says they're "working on the issue"

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My weird ass when I start crushing on someone

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After a Google search proves you were right all along

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“Look, I know you doubt me, I know- I know you always have. And you’re right. I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my armchair. My garden. See, that’s where I belong. That’s home. That’s why I came back. Because..you don’t have one…a home. It was taken from you. But I will help you take it back if I can.”

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💓💓💓

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ENDLESS LIST OF ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS: TROY BARNES

I love butt stuff. I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank. I cried during ‘About a Boy’…the soundtrack! I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point where I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine. I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie. I just wanna know that they’re comfortable. I didn’t get Inception. I didn’t get Inception! There’s so many layers.

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TROY BARNES

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request moodboards → for @scamander-the-salamander

“See, they’re currently in alien terrain, surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet. Humans.” — Newt Scamander

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HUMANS

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When someone gives you a “comple-sult” (complement+insult)

“That dress really suits you… …it hides your love handles.”

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So feeling this

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What getting a compliment from a cute person feels like.. 😚 same, Jimmy, same.

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What winning some arguments feel like

[jenster21]

Dear Past Me

Why didn’t you record somewhere which ep of Pushing Daisies you left off on???? How am I supposed to finish it if I don’t know which episode was the last one I watched??????

[ohpushingdaisies]

do you remember anything about the last ep you watched?

maybe someone can help.

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Sounds like a great opportunity to rewatchthe whole series 😄

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Merry Christmas, folks!! 😘😘

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Reese Witherspoon’s mom is a big Jimmy fan.

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Some Fantastic Beasts fanart I’d drawn in these past few weeks! I LOVED the film!

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Those are adorable :)

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The Two Faces of January (2014)