I think the reason I always want to change my hair color every time I get depressed is because I'm all
~I want to die 😭~
and that tiny fraction of my brain that hangs onto hope nudges me like "...dye? 🙃"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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I think the reason I always want to change my hair color every time I get depressed is because I'm all
~I want to die 😭~
and that tiny fraction of my brain that hangs onto hope nudges me like "...dye? 🙃"
It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing
Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.
Amazing.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.
AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG
https://www.facebook.com/1110812778/posts/10217860462319149?
Remember: you are only legally obliged to follow a judicial warrant, signed by a judge, if ICE tries to arrest an undocumented immigrant. They will often show you a DHS warrant and try to convince you that it’s sufficient- they’re lying, which they are legally allowed to do. Learn what the two different warrants look like and a lot more useful information at the ACLU’s Know Your Rights page.
This is a DHS warrant which you are not legally obliged to follow:
This is a judicial warrant which you are legally obliged to follow:
me, reading about women in Ancient Greece who could devote their entire lives to being a virgin priestess of hallucinogenic honey: god I wish that was me
me, remembering that the Ancient Greeks understood virgin as “unmarried” and not “chaste”: I too wish I was a lesbian surrounded by fellow lesbians while tripping on honey
OH NO WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY @mychristophace I NEED A NEW ONE PLEEEEEEAASSSEEEEAEASASWAEAS
for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet
sorry that color is #2C4762
Tumblrs is #2B4864
Actually, it’s coral blue #3
no one:
me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!
disclaimer: this is a very non-comprehensive list since I’m only including books that I’ve read
Sailor Captain Marvel & Goose
a fan making brie’s dreams come true
Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma?? Like you’ve been dealing with it for so long that when you accidentally let it slip out in conversation and the persons like “um oh my god?” You’re like wow I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another #noted
Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?
Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you
some character design that makes me go absolutely apeshit is the whole wide mouth almond face shape cutey reptile. like i see a fucking animated reptile with a big mouth and eyes like a quarter mile apart and i just lose my mind
this shit is PREMIUM YOU CANT GET BETTER DESIGN
@acesandwords YOUVE CRACKED THE CODE YOUVE HIT THE NAIL ON THE ALMOND SHAPED HEAD
have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?
because
they’re
great
full album here
i can’t believe dobby invented hashtags
i don’t even care if you reblog it, i just need you all to look at that album for your own health
My boy snape saying what we’re all thinking
The dark lord
The four hogwarts founders
And my personal favorite
Lmao I know I have seen this before upon a time but here it is again
Yeah but the past is the past
cops arent at pride to protect us, theyre there as an intimidation tactic so pride wont become a riot again
Well then… Good?
It shouldn’t be a riot. “Oh no the cops are preventing this parade from becoming a riot.”
That’s their job, idiot.
Don’t even talk to me hooman!
peace be with y’all
you. you get it.