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You just gonna leave him there?

“Yep.”

“If you’re gonna try to guilt me for it, take it elsewhere. I didn’t get where I am now to bend to guilt-trips.

#pffft #Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

Big ol ass *slaps it and flees*

She promptly threw one of her custom bombs at the anon. One of her contact sensitive bombs. With a large blast radius.

#Welp #bye anon #Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

emeraldquakes

“Sure, go ahead. I’m very interested to hear how I got you to sit on me all those times.”

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And that was when Manic learned that his fellow thief could punch him just as hard as she could with a robotic hand.

#emeraldquakes

I'm talking about his wang no longer being too small for your big ol ass.

“....what did you just say?”

#Uh oh #Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

Now you two won't be like waving a chilidog down a hallway.

“….”

….

“MANNIE WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK, I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND A WORD THIS GUY SAID.”

#dies laughig #Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

emeraldquakes

The hedgehog turned human was as curled up as he could and fast asleep in his bunk. Completely covered by what blankets he had he couldn’t be seen, but with that weird shape under the covers it’d be easy to figure out just where he was.

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Rebecca blinked at the lack of reply and looked to her childhood friend, sighing and running a hand through her short hair.

She then nodded off for a while, leaning against the back of the seats as she waited for her childhood idiot to wake up.

#emeraldquakes

I'm gonna touch it

“Well don’t blame me if he kills ya.”

#Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

More slap-able than yours?

“Yup. Well toned and everything.”

#Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

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*Attempts to sit in lap like he always does*

“MANNIE, YOU’RE FUCKIN’ HEAVY!!”

emeraldquakes

“How have I ever provoked you, dude?”

Horrible move Manic.

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“Oh, would you like me to list the ways?”

Run, you crazy fucker.

#emeraldquakes

Does Manic have a nice butt as a human?

“Yes, very slap-able.”

#Rebecca omfg #Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

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*Attempts to sit in lap like he always does*

“MANNIE, YOU’RE FUCKIN’ HEAVY!!”

emeraldquakes

Awwww shit, he knew that tone too well. Meant he just fucked up. Running his hands through his green hair he took a moment to collect himself before he tried to defuse this.

“No, I did not. At all.”

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“Mhm, sure.”

“Never mind the fact that you’d intentionally provoke me to sit on you.”

Run, Manic.

#emeraldquakes #gigglesnorts

What about you?

“Well considering my nose is pretty sensitive to anything but sewer smells, I don’t use hair dye or bleach. It BURNS my nose, ugh.”

“I mean there’d really be no point to it, my hair’s short enough now that I can wear a wig real easily. And I can always go with temp dye, like those sprays. So yes, my carpet matches my drapes.”

#pffft #Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

“I’d kill for a soda right now...”

“Chaos, it’s hot out today.”

#Thief's Commentary #hehehe

Does Manic's curtains match his drapes?

“...I think you mean ‘carpet’, because those two are the same thing.”

“And yes, it does-”

#dies giggling #Anonymous #Thief's Inbox

emeraldquakes

“You might want to get some ice too while you’re out, we’re don’t have any more.”

Laying back down and getting comfortable his now big feet hung off the end of the bed and the covers weren’t long enough to reach them. Seems Rebecca won’t be the only one busy getting used to their bodies.

“YOU ALRIGHT OUT THERE?”

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“YEP!”

The thief was back about fifteen minutes later, panting and rubbing her knees as she saw down behind the drivers’ seats after handing Manic clothes and an ice pack. A reusable one she ended up finding in an abandoned sports goods store.