ohhello.

Hi I'm Amber. 30 year old cat lady from Minnesota.

[lulz-time]

Doing homework for the first time and the teacher asks “Who did the homework?” and you’re just like:

ME:

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[stimman3000]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Humans constructed the idea of an afterlife because we can’t actually fathom a world in which we do not exist.

[purplebuddhaquotes]

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they’re alive.

Orlando Aloysius Battista (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[narnia]

[lulz-time]

[federalbureauofislam]

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

[wweassets]

summarise black mirror to me

[just-shower-thoughts]

There will be many people,who over the next couple of days will be experiencing a hard and difficult time alone. Thoughts and best wishes are with you. Take care.

[best-of-memes]

[racingdaylight-blog]

FUCKIN SALE

[pthalocy]

in my books, they’re not wrong

[ambie25]

New favorite ❤️❤️

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

[babyanimalgifs]

LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS

[ambie25]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s interesting that Laffy Taffy has been around for almost 60 years, yet they still can’t seem to be able to produce a wrapper that comes off in less than 6 pieces.

[onlytwitterpics]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

This is me every day