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Escapism is real. Escapism is real. Escapism is real🎈

angelicthottie

a man that only hits you up sometimes: doesn’t want you

a man that is indecisive abt being w/ you: doesn’t want you

a man that never hits you up first: doesn’t want you

a man that “likes you a lot” but hasn’t tried to scoop you up: doesn’t want you

a man that always replies to you days later: doesn’t want you

a man that is hot and cold: doesn’t want you

a man that sends you mixed signals: doesn’t want you

if a man ever makes you wonder if he likes you or not- he doesn’t want you sis‼

soulsorting-deactivated20190722

GET IT TOGETHER SIS

geographicwild

shencomix

In the cut

thatadult

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

theeeprotagonist

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

blkmedusa

Karma will pop me if I don’t

highkooley-deactivated20150825

Evolving

#me #ambietheealien

niggaainndamatrix-deactivated20

Let go of the salt

kingjaffejoffer

Evolving

#me #Ambietheealien

deformutilated

Fudge recipe on a headstone

coelasquid

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

nadiacreek

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

cosmictuesdays

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

dmvkidcudi

Reblog if you're not where you thought you'd be at this point in your life.

Trying to prove a point to my mom

errorschacha

Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.

Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.

Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.

A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.

Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

honeysuze

I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity

rattlecat

I have like 2 complete teeth in my mouth so this is cool

enjolrasjosette

EDS causes a slew of teeth and gum problems. Never make fun of people. Also, health conditions can cause bad breath no matter how often you brush your teeth, etc.