THE BEST BLOG EVER and make it have a pretty font

I need a drink. You want a drink? I'm having a drink.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

$1.69

That’s the cost of my vegan lunch

But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Sometimes when I look at a wall clock, I swear I see it tick one second backwards.

[01101010-01100100]

humour in the 1800′s: a fellow tells his ma that there are two holes in his trousers…. and then tells her that’s where he puts his feet through

humour in modernity: shlap shlap thats the sound of my titties hitting the bars of my minecraft jail

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

humor in the near future: bending your fingers backwards until they snap in half but ironically

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[youvecattobefishingme]

[meme-theft]

Want sum fuk?

[ambinguous]

@queervulence

[ibaaad-deactivated20150507]

[creamynut]

[wizardsnoopy]

[skitten219]

I started feeling physically ill while drawing this and it still hasn’t gone away

[ambinguous]

@queervulence

[coitus-will-destroy-us]

[parrot-pictures]

The most Dangerous Drug

[pepperandpals]

‪She bless the rains down in Africa ‬

[ambinguous]

@queervulence

[showerthoughtsofficial]

In 100+ years its gonna be really cool when you can look up your ancestors/relatives and see a detailed profile of what they posted online

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

[thotbrey]

[moomootootoob-deactivated202311]

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

[valteuil-deactivated20160725]

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

[thelastdiadoch]

[eudyptulas-blog]

first i spin my fidget spinner