lactate right now

I'm Skitten and one time I ate a shoe. Don't talk to me about grandfathers please. 16/DFAB/autistic/homoflexible/Irish/writer/genderfluid. No TERFs/SWERFs/fascists allowed. Taken.

[skitten219]

Greetings, my dear Skitten. It's me, Denise. Sorry that I haven't talked to you for so long. I hope you're doing good. Happy Birthday! I wish you a great day. I still love you very much. *hugs you tightly*

Yo I'm super late and tbh still on indefinite hiatus but thank you!! I miss you a lot! Stay safe!

[laurbyboom]

[skitten219]

hey fellas

I know I’ve been gone for a while and don’t worry I’m fine I’m just on an indefinite hiatus due to unforeseen circumstances anyway I love all of you bye for now

[babasmashbrog]

my favorite smash bros easter egg is Kitty.

[babasmashbrog]

Kitty.

[lynxgriffin]

Please consider: Alphys being unable to get traction on smooth floors due to her lizard feet

[xxtc-96xx]

actual footage

[crpl-pnk]

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

[anchovy-official]

Shitty car mods: *literally just makes a post*

Everyone on Tumblr simultaneously:

[cutemaxpics]

suspicious..

[danidery]

remember when dipper thought he indirectly killed two men but like never really gave a shit

[justjayle-deactivated20180527]

My life instantly became better

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Today is an international holiday

It is March 9th, meaning it is officially the third anniversary since Not What He Seems premiered and the day in which Stanford Pines officially came into our lives. 

Happy anniversary to one of the best Gravity Falls episodes ever and to Stanford Pines :)

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

[systlin]

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

[systlin]

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit. 

[daveisverydeactivated]

having the oldest used constitution in the world is not a point of pride, its just fuckin lazy, lol

[lovelysuggestion]

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

[bittersuggestion]

I won’t

[gaysuggestion]

suck a dick

[amoroussuggestion-blog]

suck a heart instead

[coolsuggestion]

my heart is broken

[affectionsuggestions]

shut up hold my hand

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

i can only hold ur hand in my dreams

[poeticsuggestion]

write shitty poetry and vagueblog

[despairedsuggestion]

love yourselves

[scarysuggestion]

suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic

[romaniansuggestion]

[gfscully]

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

[piscs-blog1]

we aren’t

[pencil-peach]

i lovg fib and forb

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[w-e-b-k-i-n-z]

this is literally the most terrifying popup ive ever gotten in webkinz i didnt even do anythING